But That's None Of My Business

*pretends to care*

*says how terrible I am*

*plays a classic reverse card and changes the subject to Me*

*pretends to care about you and tell you lies and then make the subject about me*

Ah, f**k.
Nobody cares about me, I'd rather make memes.

Alright bye

I really am

Do you want me to do it RN? Because I gladly will

no

Can’t tho

There’s no April 30

*31

There is on my calendar

I’d like to see it.

I have my own system

The Flamy Calendar System

The FCS

I think your calendar is like when the French used Metric time.

Nah

May 1st?

Nope

There's one on the Flamy calendar

since when did that exist?

Since now

okay, cya on may 1st

Nope

that’s the date though...

Nope

also not a date

LIAR THERE IS NO 31st

There's one on the Flamy Calendar System

The FCS