Is this what we pay taxes for, so that NORAD can pretend to track Santa to aid and abet parents who lie to their children about where their Christmas gifts come from?
ACCORDING TO NORAD; HE, THE REINDEER, MRS. CLAUSE AND THE ELVES, WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR THE MILK, COOKIES, CARROTS AND LOVE AND THEY WANT YOU TO KNOW THEY MADE IT HOME SAFE AND SOUND. THEY'RE JUST A LITTLE TIRED SO THEY'RE HAVING A NAP; SANTA DELIVERED
7,623,695,221
GIFTS FOR
CHRISTMAS
2020; 7,623,695,221; * MERRY CHRISTMAS *