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A chip off the old block

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1,710 views 7 upvotes Made by Toejoe 4 years ago in politics
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5 ups, 4y,
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Beat the spouses, fcuk little girls, run shady businesses...indeed.

What could be more 'patriotic' but to worship a family who had done nothing else but amassing wealth with illegal activities since Freddy evaded the draft, being the first criminal?
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1 up, 4y,
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Biden had more draft deferments than Trump.
0 ups, 4y,
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“I didn’t defend Trump a single time. In fact, I specifically said, right off the bat in my first comment to you, that I wasn’t defending Trump.”

“Biden has more draft deferments than Trump”

There’s a defense, right there.

Biden also has more college degrees than Trump. And not one of Biden’s college professors has ever said he was “the dumbest student he ever had.” https://www.studyinternational.com/news/trump-student-wharton/

“I think both of them are cowards.”

Who cares? You’ve telegraphed your opinions with both your comments and your shit memes.

“Doesn’t change the fact that you’re still a dipshit POG.”

And here this ‘dipshit POG’ dragging his proverbial nuts across your forehead again and again and again...
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0 ups, 4y
Yeah, he’s a genius who recently said the smartest person he knows is his crackhead son. Not his cabinet appointees. Or his Phd wife. Or his VP. Or Barack Obama. Or Michelle. Or any of the Supreme Court justices he knows; his crackhead son who got kicked out of the military.

Biden got an F in a class during his first year of law school, for plagiarism. Me telling you that Biden has more deferments than Trump isn’t a defense; it’s a factual statement. Like when Biden said he had three undergraduate degrees, won an award for being the outstanding student in the political science department, went to law school on a full academic scholarship, and ended up in the top half of his class...he wasn’t stating a FACT. He was LYING. In FACT, Biden is so smart he graduated 76th out of 85 students in his law school class. He’s so smart he had to drop out of the 1988 presidential race for plagiarism. His whole life is one lie.
2 ups, 4y,
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...for actual medical conditions. Not bone spurs. He received 5 student deferments and one medical exemption for asthma...but he could still be drafted in a national emergency.

Trump’s daddy bought his way out of the draft.
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
So, the football playing lifeguard needed an exemption for “asthma”. Lmfao. Notice how I didn’t defend Trump’s deferments? But you’re such an out of touch hypocrite, you can’t do the same.
1 up, 4y,
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Joe Biden wasn’t a child of privilege. He grew up working class. His dad couldn’t buy him out of the Vietnam War, unlike Trump, who went to military school and also played sports.

Biden’s athsma kept him from the draft, with a national emergency being the exception. Trump got a permanent exemption.

Dipshit.
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Here’s his actual Selective Service Draft Card, dipshit.

https://www.archives.gov/foia/joe-biden-selective-service-draft-card
1 up, 4y
No, this is his record, dipshit. Not that illegible garbage in your shitpost.

2/1/72 — 4-F
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0 ups, 4y,
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Read it and weep. Biden had 5 deferments as a student and 1 for asthma. Trump had 4 as a student and 1 for bone spurs. Both were issued 1-Y exemptions in 1968 (which meant they could only be drafted in a national emergency) and neither of their deferments were permanent. Get your facts straight before you hate, dipshit.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/5809482002
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
https://www.snopes.com/news/2016/08/02/donald-trumps-draft-deferments/

Try again, bozo. Trump got a 1-Y that was then changed shortly thereafter to a 4-F. Daddy paid off the right guys.

Biden could still serve if needed. Trump pussed out, as usual.

That heavy scraping on your forehead was just me dragging my nuts across it.
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0 ups, 4y,
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Are you for real? Your own link tells why (in 1972) it was changed to 4-F. Because the year before 1-Y was abolished. You’re horrible at this.
0 ups, 4y,
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Holy cow, you’re dumb.

Bone spurs is nowhere near the same thing as athsma.

Bone spurs are fixed with a minor surgery. Athsma is a typically permanent physical condition that, at the minimum, needs to be treated with an inhaler...and if you lose that in a battle, you’re screwed.

Again, here, have my nuts since you seem to love them so much.
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0 ups, 4y,
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You know dick about what can and can’t happen in battle. I did 22 years in the Army. I went to Iraq and Afghanistan. I went to Panama. In fact, 31 years ago today I lost one of my best friends, in battle, in Panama. Vance Troy Coats. I was next to Troy when he got killed. So spare me the lecture on military service, POG.
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0 ups, 4y
I didn’t defend Trump a single time. In fact, I specifically said, right off the bat in my first comment to you, that I wasn’t defending Trump. I think both of them are cowards. Doesn’t change the fact that you’re still a dipshit POG.
0 ups, 4y
Clunky sidestep at best.

Your service (if you actually served) does not preclude you from acting like a jerkoff on the interwebs.

And if you’re a vet, and you’re defending Trump...who thinks you’re a sucker for your service...you’re a bigger sucker than he thinks you are.
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0 ups, 4y,
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Got it. Now you aren’t arguing that I’m wrong. Now, you’re arguing that bone spurs aren’t as bad as asthma. That asthma kept him out of the service, but not off of the freshman football team at the a University of Delaware. Nor did it keep him from being a lifeguard, at the age of 19 while in college (that’s the famous CornPop story). Your baby nuts are getting even smaller by the moment. Soon, they’ll be as big as your mom’s.
0 ups, 4y
Weak sauce, kid.

You can have athsma and play football. Lots of pro athletes have athsma, do a little research (David Beckham, Emmitt Smith, Dennis Rodman, just to name a few). But an athsma attack on the battlefield can get you and your comrades killed.

Bone spurs get you a permanent deferment? Only if Daddy pays off the right people. Keep reaching.

And while you’re reaching, here’s my nuts. Again.

Cant get enough of them, can you?
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
LOL...you don't have the slightest inkling about what I had posted, right? But as the well trained MAGA Pavlov poochie trained on buzzwords you had to belch out something even if it was pure nonsense, huh?

Yet you are belonging to the ones who are constantly whining about the fcuking Libs (basically fcuking everyone else) who won't take you serious...and have the audacity to lament it.

Now rant away as this is your usual style of proving another fact about Trump cultists. You know, that about the appeal of Trump to the uneducated and primitive.
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1 up, 4y,
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Lol. If you all are so educated, why can’t any of you pay back your student loans?
1 up, 4y
0 ups, 4y,
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Deflecting much in lieu of any other response which is a) not an insult and b) sticking to the topic? Yes, you are.

But once again you had confirmed that the special Trump appeal is not a myth. Care to deliver more facts?
1 up, 4y,
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Trumps deferments were never questioned or checked. So guilty until proven innocent right?
0 ups, 4y,
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And boom! there's the next one who doesn't care to read what I had written.

Should I care to answer under these circumstances? I think not.
1 up, 4y,
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Nope. I've read up and done the research. Trumps deferments were never questioned and were temporary deferments until they merged the different types into one permanent deferment type.
The only questioning has been by leftists on the internet and a few news articles they cling to that have no substance.
0 ups, 4y,
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If you had "read" as you claim (which you clearly didn't) you would have noticed that I had referred to Trumps Grandpa Frederick who had evaded the mandatory draft which was a serious crime in old Bavaria, to be punished with up to 5 years of incarceration.

Yeah, keep on proving that you are missing 99 cents on a dollar. It's like an inner Reichsparteitag for me (another innuendo you won't get, even if your life would depend on it).
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
And we are talking about Trump not his grandfather. Keep up.
1 up, 4y
LOL...what a poor loser you are. Remember that you are still replying to my initial post?

Go on...
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1 up, 4y
Do you think, maybe, it’s because you write at a third grade level that we’re not getting the gist of your “point”? I do. Pepperidge farms does.
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1 up, 4y,
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Lol. POTUS doesn’t even drink. Obama, though, admitted to smoking weed, doing blow and still smokes cigarettes to this day. While in office, his tranny wife preached to us about making school lunches nutritious and the need for overall health. Nice role model she’s married too. Even Barack’s daughter got busted smoking weed. And let’s not get started on that crackhead Hunter Biden, #EpicFailPost.
3 ups, 4y,
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Sorry, I not a subscriber of Right Wing MAGA propaganda
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1 up, 4y,
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Barack Obama’s own book is right wing MAGA propaganda? You’re a special kind of stupid.
3 ups, 4y,
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Sorry, again, MAGA information is based on conspiracies not facts
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1 up, 4y,
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If it wasn’t for double standards, you’d have none at all.

https://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/24/world/americas/24iht-dems.3272493.html
2 ups, 4y,
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No double standards exist in my possession
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1 up, 4y,
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Here is Obama saying he pretty much tried everything. I suppose this is a MAGA conspiracy too. Lmfao.

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/10/10/obama_talks_addiction_i_used_drugs_i_smoked_i_pretty_much_tried_whatever_was_out_there.html
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Damn, I wish Obama was President right now so we could both be mad at that Orange dip shit for Trump-pretty-much- screwed- whatever- was- out-there.html
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1 up, 4y,
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Being that I was in Iraq and Afghanistan during the Obama presidency, and handcuffed fighting against terrorists because of his disastrous rules of engagement, I’ll pass. And being that more of my brothers and sisters died because of the atrocious quality of care we got at the VA, during his presidency, I’m gonna have to make that “pass” a hard pass. Nice deflection though. #YouAreATroll
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
That explains your MAGA stupidity - you have PTSD.
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1 up, 4y
Equating PTSD to stupidity explains the left. In a nutshell. Thanks for making my point.
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