Weak sauce, kid.
You can have athsma and play football. Lots of pro athletes have athsma, do a little research (David Beckham, Emmitt Smith, Dennis Rodman, just to name a few). But an athsma attack on the battlefield can get you and your comrades killed.
Bone spurs get you a permanent deferment? Only if Daddy pays off the right people. Keep reaching.
And while you’re reaching, here’s my nuts. Again.
Cant get enough of them, can you?