Random thought I had

Most likely you.

Idfk

probably no one-

ooh you in a ship- ?

Yeah

noice :3

Ye

with Denki

No one-

NF is my only *huff*

Probably Sheep

WHAT NOW

UUHHH

You has been caught

No shit?

My reply to you everytime you say this:
Real shit?

Real shit
Never tell a lie
Real shit
Never tell a lie
Never tell a lie

Haha real shit gang

._.

I've been using this reply f o r m o n t h s

Mookie? Did you just break your dare?

Yup

ON ACCIDENT

What dare?

It was to ignore you for the whole day

Ha, I WAS RIGHT

Have fun ;)

I think that means you have to date paint for a day-

WHAT

jAime EXCUSE?

Have fun ;)

*casually goes offline*
Yeh I was right about the "ignore me" part
didn't see the date part coming though sooooooooooooooooooooooo
*casually ignores mookie for a day*

Then I’ll do it next time you come online

It was nice knowin ya *shoots you in the head with blunt*

Thanks!

Ok since you died your dare is invalid now sooooooo

WHAT HAVE YOU JUST SAID

*proceeds to cock my gun*

*wheeze* yeah I remember when you said none of your crushes were safe, that's why I got some virtual guns

*grabs it and shoots my leg*

Yes

Very

Vulnera Sanentur!
*pulls out my wizard wand and heals you quickly*
Two can play at that game-

*blinks*
you were gonna shoot sheep and now you're gonna heal him.

Want me to snap that wand in half?
*re-loads the gun*

Do that and I snap your OTHER wand-
*flings the gun with a flick of my wand*

You couldn’t bring yourself to do that
*smirks and lunges at you, pinning you to the ground*

I just got the dirty joke and now I legit can't stop laughing so hard at Mookie

HEY-
*glares at you*
You know I would do that-

Do it right now, I dare ya-
*un-pins you and smirks*

(Free entertainment intensifies)

You want me to snap your dick in half, right here, right now-
*raises my eyebrow*

Yeah, like you can bring yourself to do that-
*smiles*

Mk, pull down your pants-

That’s- just- fine...
*pulls my pants down*

Haha jk-
*uses my wand and snaps your dick painfully*

#outofcontext

AH F**K!
*falls to the ground and rolls up in a ball*

*places my foot on your side*
Now do you believe me?

What the hell mookie

Swift asked for it

*cries a little*
N-no

*raises eyebrow*
I can cause more pain if you wish-

Swift has asked to die.

Accept?

Yes.

or

Make him die painfully

Please

*hesitates to slowly rip off your kneecaps*
Nah, I like you too much-
*heals you quickly with my wand*

*sighs*
Guess I’ll have to do it
*lunges, grabbing your wand and snapping it*

*screems*
*falls to the ground and cries*

*turns my wand at myself and blasts a hole in my leg*

Looks like I'm gonna have to use my medical skills-
*pulls my medical supplies out and grabs your leg, ripping off the part of the pants where the hole is*

*turns the wand on you*
STUPIFEY
*knocks you back*
I don’t think so-

*jumps back up and grabs your WIZARD wand*
*heals you quickly*
No

F**k-
*frowns*

*sticks your wand in my bra*
Now you can't get it-

(BOW CHIKA BOW WOW)
F**k again-
*keeps frowning*

(LMAO)
*head pat*
Want some Taco Bell?

(THAT COULDNT BE MORE PERFECT)
*smol blush*
I’m good.....

(XD IKR)
*smol kiss on your forehead*
My treat-

*blushes*
I’ll pass...

*sighs*
Mk.

*picks up your broken wand*
Sorry about this-

*looks at it*
I'll buy a new one for next year, I'll be okay-

No, I’m buying you a new one right now-
*grabs your arm and touches a nearby empty beer bottle portkey*

Oop-
*travels to Diagon Alley*

Here we are, I love this place-

Same-
*looks for Ollivanders*

*points at olivanders*
There it is-

*looks at you*
I can wait till next year ya know-

And I can live with the thought that I broke a wand of a friend and did nothing about it and that you can live with the pain that you can’t heal me if I hurt myself

*sigh*
Mk, let's go then...

WOOOOO!

*rolls eyes and breaks a smile*
Let's go-
*grabs your hand and walks to the wand shop*

How do you know swift?

Cause you’d be suprised, a lot of people secretly like you, they just don’t say it out loud

Like who? I know you don't

*coughs in sorry *

Well that’s cause I’m straight, first off.

Also no idea, I once was told that someone liked me and I had no idea who they were

I've never been told thay

That*

That was also 2nd grade, but you never know

I do know though. I know Halfwhit does/did like me

Exactly- see? Someone does like you

One person. ONE. And I'm at like, the bottom of her list

...

You're at the top

I’ve been on the bottom before, once apon a time half didn’t like me

But I only like Half as a friend

Oh...

Yeah!

SMAP MINE

Mk-
*snaps your dick with my wizard wand*

I- said- smap. With an "M"

And guess what? I. Don't. Care.

She doesn't give a f u c k

F**k- you- oh wait my dick was shot off by you and church. Still hasn't grown back.

Hmph

*grabs your wand* I'm not afraid to smash it

bow chicka bow wow

*smashes your wand*

Sheep already broke it

*smashes the pieces*

I'm sad now

Why?

Because
No one who i like likes me
He'll, no one likes me

How do yer know that?

I can assure you on the second one that what you claim is flase

at least the first part

Because they've told me. That or they're straight