No Biden and co would corrupt those also. You'd have Joe threatening to take people who didn't vote with him out the back of the Capitol building and beat the crap out of them.
And then he'd tell you how he had been in a lot of locker rooms in his life because he was such a great athlete and some bullshit analogy about it was the fattest, ugliest s.o.b guy who would dare vote against him. He'd never tell you why he's spent a lot of time in locker rooms and then mostly as an adult spying on underage children hoping to get a whiff of their bodies or touch them. But he still would manage to corrupt it.
