No joke

I call bullshit on this like Church.

If this is fake, f**k you.

And I'd make this up why?
Why the actual f**k would I claim to have died and met Jesus? I'm not that sick! I SURVIVED suicide!!!

Easy. You'd make it up for attention, I don't believe easily, I'm gonna need more proof than a damn story

*sighs* I can't prove it because the scars and the rope burn on my neck have faded and are barely visible now. But I still have issues breathing and have exceedingly awful night terrors from which I wake up hardly able to breathe. I'm scared to death of having anything around my neck that has the potential to be tightened (except necklaces but I still don't wear those). I hung myself on December 10th 2018, and wound up blacking out from lack of oxygen, my my mother said I was motionless with no heartbeat for quite some time. I was only technically dead for ten seconds or so, but I survived suicide.

Hmmm

I'm calling bullshit on this one

Call bullshit all you want but I killed myself and met Jesus

Eh lowkey probably a figment of your imagination.

Maybe so but I died, whether medically or biologically

Well, what was it like?

*rubs the back of my neck*
Do you mean how did I die or what was heaven like?

What was it like being dead?

Well, dying was painful and you can feel all your strength and air leave your body, but everything went black and I woke up in a garden with Jesus standing in the middle. I no longer felt pain and all my scars were gone

YO YOU WENT TO HEAVEN?!

Yeah, and I met Jesus. It was crazy. He sent me back because I wasn't supposed to die the way I did

o w o w

...yeah

You talking to me?

no

wha-
lol

True story, I couldn't make this up

Argueable

If you want I could give you the entire story but it involves s**cide and Jesus

I think it happened, but I think it was something medical

It wasn't medical, I killed myself. I didn't breathe at all for three minutes and the last ten seconds or so, I was dead and in heaven...I think. It was some sort of garden

So why are you alive

He sent me back. He had a plan for me. He wanted me to use what happened to me as a sort of comfort to those who should want to choose the same fate I was doomed to. I'm alive because God had mercy on me

.....lucky-

I am. If you want the whole story you can dm me

I-I’m good

Hmmm

Hold up

Yeah, so I'm basically a zombie ig lol. But yeah, I was seriously dead

Then you weren't biologically dead, actual "death" is irreversable.

*coughs* you need to read the Bible more

I'm not religious-

s c i e n c e

*has met Jesus* have fun with that, but when you die you'll know I wasn't lying. I've died before.

I feel like it's fake.

*it's not*

Also, it's happened before. People have been pronounced legally dead for hours minutes seconds or days only to wake up

Yes, because they were not BIOLOGICALLY DEAD

My heart stopped, my blood pressure dropped to 0, I stopped breathing and my skin turned gray. I didn't breathe for 3 minutes straight due to how I died and the last ten seconds or so, I was dead

This can/does happen sometimes, but you were not biologically dead, you were medically dead. (i think i got that term right. doctors will sometimes actually kill someone for a short amount of time to operate on them then bring them back to life.) and also i just noticed the quickmeme.com watermark. i have never heard of that site before, huh

Whatever kind of dead I was, I still have breathing issues from the damage to my windpipe

damn that sux

Yep I couldn't speak for an entire day after it happened

Thanks for clearing this for me

What's quick meme?

Idk it was already on the template