Oh, wait, look - the quotes were up there all along. So actually you just - sort of like the theft itself - paid no attention to what was in front of your face all along.
I get it, it doesn't matter how idiotic the leader you worship is, it doesn't matter how nonsensical the slogans; you picked a side and you're gonna defend it (even if you're inaccurate).
TRUMP'S GONNA STEAL THE ELECTION !!! WELL, LET'S SEE NOW.
IF I HAVE SOMETHING,
AND YOU STEAL IT . . . AND I TAKE IT BACK . . I DIDN'T ACTUALLY STEAL
ANYTHING, DID I ? HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW.