Me: *opens freezer, takes him out and thaws him in bathtub*
Demon Me: *laughs in freeze to death*
Demon Sal: *heat him up in the freezer*
Demon Sal's Helper: *gives him a hot drink*
Angel Me: *give him a invincibility potion*
Windows Vista's Ghost: *laughs in freeze to death*
Windows 98's Ghost: *laughs in freeze to death*
Skeptic Me: My brain is big and smart. *yanks him out of freezer and lets him thaw out in bathtub*