Yes I'm back for a little bit-

THANkS

Im just observing going wtf

Haa~

weres the RPG-7 im gonna need 10 rockets-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

*cracks knuckles*
Hehehehe~

*smirks* *pulls you to me*
Whatcha want?

*rolls my eyes*
I hope you know I'ma play it different this time-

*grins* try meh

I ain't trying anything-
*smirks*

*smirks*
Then lemme try something-
*kisses you*

*slips my finger between our lips*
Gotta try harder than that-
*smirks*

Wha-

POG

LMAO

*grins and walks off*
*comes back wearing army uniform*

*blushes slightly*
Meh, not too bad-

yesss

*smirks and punches you*
Hehe

Nope

Lmao im not doing anything else in public but this 4pjl9r.jpg (click to show)

I can imagine what will happen in a few moments

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh god-

This is a joke, and I'm not kidding

Mmmmmff

hehe
*hosters a pistol*

Hmm, more than that-

*rubs your thighs*
How bout now?

*blushes harder*
Heh, getting there-

*gives you a deep kiss*
(idek wtf im doin anymore)
*wheezes* That do it?

Ight

Why has this become a trend here

waTer

Heh~

And you're turned on by those types with guns.

Mhm

what have i found here-

Idek

Oh hell nah-

*smirks*
*pulls you directly to me*
What's wrong with that?

Nothin-
*looks away*

*snickers*
Why so shy~
*turns you around and gives you a kiss*

*blushes slightly*
You dirty little-

*smirks*
Pretty sure that describes you too, so don't even finish that sentence.
*snickers and strokes your thigh*

*blushes harder*
Mmmf~

*grins*
*pulls you to me and gives you a kiss*
heh~

How the f**k do you know my old name

Idk Asdfperson135

(Deep web is powerful)

NO NO NO NO NO nO

Asdfperson135

*glares*

*smirks*
Aww, answer me~

STOOOPPPP
*glares*

*pretends to pout*
Aww, why can't I have my fun?

Ah

Thats what she said

Plus I'm not dumb lmao
ALSO YOU SAW MY "Goodnight everybody" template and your name was on it

I'm not gonna f**kin join

goodnight everybody!

A) Then don't
B) Bow Chika Bow Wow

goodnight everybody!

What the f**k is going on here

She asked for it

Yea what asdf said too

Dont you dare join

Nothing for you to care unless you wanna join

not sure

*blushes slightly more*
Stoopppppppp

*smirks*
what's wrong?

NU

*pulls you into a hug from behind*
C'mon, just let me be~

*blushes harder*
GRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*snickers*
*kisses you*
jeez, what'd I do now?

*sigh*
I dont

hehehehe, exactly, then what's so bad?
*kisses you again*

*blushes hard*
Uuuuugggghhhhhhhhh

*sits down*
Wot

You kept making meh horny

;-;

*grins*
Not planning to stop-

Soottttppppppppp
*blushes even more*

*grins and hugs you tighter*
Never, hehe~

Damn you-

You don't hate it~
*grins*

;-;

*laughs and strokes your thighs*
Don't cry~

hehe~

Oh shit-

Ye here
imgflip.com/i/4pmcck?nerp=1607531409#com7695019

lmao 2 crushes tryna turn you on lmaooooooooo

lets just get church and spire and mookie will be dead of horniness

OH HELL NAH

Hehe

Church wouldn't do it, and spire probably won't either

LOL TRU

*3

OH SHIT

Hehe *pulls you to me*

Heh, oh no-
O~O

*kisses you softly*

*blushes slightly and kisses back*

BRUH

*starts playing with your hair* So, how far do you want me to take this~

Eheh-
*nervous laughter*
As far as you want it to-

*kisses again* Wanna continue in dms?

Heheh, you bet-

LMAO

*takes off my headsets* Heh, ok~

Oh shit-
When the headset comes off that's when you know shit's gettin real-
*blushes like hell*

OH DAMN

(Lets go bro)

*pulls out a gun and shoots my foot* what?

XD

You f**kin-

Do you have your wizard wand with you?

nah, i have one im my shorts tho~

XD

Nuuu
*cri*

*keeps walking away*
i get it mookie......

*blushes like hell*
You little-

Little what?
*kisses you softly again*
you like that dont ya

What if I'm not clear?
*glares into your eyes*

then im destroying quince

(You just realized you kissed me in public, correct?)

*blushes even more*
Y-yea

(yeah, not the first time ya know-)
Heh-
*stands up and walks away*

MOOKIE*SWIFT

HAHAHA

MOOKIE*SWIFT

Ight then-

*pulls out Quince*
My fault, so my punishment-

*turns around and tackles you*
NO-

NO NO NO N O NO NO N ONO

*runs to you and gives a huggo*

dont lie.....
why would someone even want to go to taco bell with me anyways....
*escapes the huggo (damn thats rare) and keeps walking away*

You wouldn't dare-
*tries to break free of your grasp*

*keeps you pinned*
then dont hurt yourself

Fine-

*kisses your lips softly for extra measure*
*un-pins you*
there, now no hurting yourself

*confused look*

*keeps running*

AYYY SOX IS HERE LETS GO

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WAIT WHAT

lets goooooooooooooo

AHH-
*surprised as you tackle me*
W-what!?!

Your
Not
Hurting yourself
*pins you to the ground*
Am I clear?

*calls to ya*
IM GRABBING SOME TACO BELL IF YOU WANT TO COME

*turns around*
*looks down*
without me.......
i get it......

O//~//O

K, looks like I have to drive a scalpel in your foot again-

im good!

*backs away and grabs a nearby army uniform*

Glad you're better-

id be better with a little gift~
*smirks*

*slips my hands inside my vest*
Why so blushy lad?

UH-UH-UH
*starts running away*

(Kink torture intensifies)

Good f**king lord-
*blushes hard*
You little-

finish that sentence~
*touches your thighs*
hehe~

Bro that's my burts bees one-

i can buy you another-

Oh, thanks man!
*grabs the chapstick*

i think i deserve a gift for getting your chapstick back-

Hmm, some free Taco bell?

nah, i was hoping for a little gift on the lips~

(lol imagine walking into taco bell with a army uniform on)

I KNOW RIGHT??

Ima put one on, brb-
*leaves*

*comes back with le camo jeans and tan shirt w/ a vest*

O f**k-

Yea, you owe me-
*glares*

Good thing I always come prepared-
*takes out le wizard wand and grabs the chapstick*
see?

Er good-
*looks at your foot*
Need help with that?

(Avoiding the subject)

nah
*whips out my HARRY POTTER WAND*
*heals it*
i lied-

TACO BELL

IM NOT GOING TO TACO BELL IN A ARMY UNIFORM-

(Lmao that's my kind of man XDDD)

Hmm, some chapstick?

(Playing dumb lmaooooooo)

(XDDDDDDDD)

nah-
*punches your arm*
you know what i want~

*lets my hair down and puts on a baseball cap*
What?

f**k f**k F**K-
*blushes a lot*

Wha-

O~o

Hehe~

*walks closer to you*

hows ur day?~

You can take it off ;)

nah- im cold, this things actually really warm

*blushes slightly*
Hmmmmm, do I?

I hope, otherwise i dont know if were friends.....
*reaches down to your thighs*

DAMN

hehe~

You little shit-
*blushes harder*

still waiting for my gift~
*smirks*

(LMAO)
*moves an inch away from your lips*
Do I?

(XDDDDD)
Maybe~
*looks in your eyes*

*raises eyebrow*
*smirks and moves extremely closer to your face*
What gift?

(BURGER KING!!!!!!!!!! JK)
you know what it is~
*pulls you closer by your waist*

*grins and slides a chapstick between or lips*
This right?

*takes it from your hands flicks it away*
nah-

(Mookie plays dumb-to-get for 100 minutes straight)

(Don't take this path lmao)

(XDDDDDDDDD)

(You just had to look at what I did yesterday)

(LOL)

(Mothertrucker)

(MOTHERTRUCKER DUDE)

mudufukur