t a r m ie

Oh God

h a h a -

Bruh
All of churches simps will attack you.

i literally dont care

Have fun

okie

oh no-

auegh

What the fuc-

"Hey. Elliot Rodger here."
*shoots at you with P226*

*flinched a bit* What the f**k is wrong with you

*rams you with BMW 328i*

Wonderful

Nah *stands up*

Church, just gather a meeting for all your simps. They'll just start a war and destroy them for you.

*murders you with plasma cannon*

"Can't dodge the Rodge."
*runs over you again*

*stands back up* You do realize your trying to kill an A.I?

Make sure that we kill him, if he reappears. *still parked over body*

You do realize I am the reincarnation of Elliot Rodger?

Wonderful

*shoots you with P226 again*

*shuts down*

*drives away and hides*

LOL

No witnesses.
*rams you with BMW 328i*

*slides under it and posts the entire event on pinterest*

*stabs you*
Pintrest is for middle-aged mums.

It's the only social media I have so idc *dodges and creates snapchat account*

*grabs P226 and fires at you, while driving the 328i at full speed towards you*
I SAID NO WITNESSES.

*also makes instagram account*
*goes live*

This is IRL. Magic doesn't exist...

YEA IT DOES

Where have you used magic before?

Yes

You don't have an example, so you are dead.

nu

o

You are dead. Not big surprise.

I'm not ded lol I phased through the car thing

Bitch, you can't god yourself.

But I can magic myself

alrighty, thank you for existing

temmie will be here shortly

oh no-

lmao

oh shit..

*whistling intensifies*