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TODAY IS NATIONAL SIMP FOR MOOKIE DAY HAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP

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CREEPERS DIED FOR THEIR EXPLOSIONS
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OH SHIT I FORGOT!!
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LETS GOOOOOO BROO
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YES
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Y E
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LOL
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W o t m 8 ?
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SOMEONE ACTUALLY USED MY TEMPLATE
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would you like a d**do up your ass?
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CHICKENS DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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LOL
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ye
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No
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ok just making sure
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LOLLLLLLLLL
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At least you admit it
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MOON CHEESE
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WOT
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My fellow Americans this is why Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, whick means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking missiles at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the sixe of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case
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XD
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CHURCH GET MOA NOW
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My fellow Americans this is why Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, whick means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking missiles at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the sixe of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case
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My fellow Americans this is why Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, whick means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking missiles at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the sixe of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case
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actually.........

that makes sense.
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Church, welp-
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The simps knows where mookie is at all times. They know this because they knows where she isn't. By subtracting where she is from where she isn't, or where she isn't from where she is (whichever is greater), they obtains a difference, or deviation. The simp guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the simps from a position where it is to a position closer to mookie, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not closer to mookie, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where mookie is, and where she wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the simps must also know where they was.

The simp guidance scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the simps have obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where mookie isn't, within reason, and the simps knows where she was. It now subtracts where the simps should be from where they weren't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where the simps shouldn't be, and where they were, they are able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
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The simps knows where mookie is at all times. They know this because they knows where she isn't. By subtracting where she is from where she isn't, or where she isn't from where she is (whichever is greater), they obtains a difference, or deviation. The simp guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the simps from a position where it is to a position closer to mookie, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not closer to mookie, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where mookie is, and where she wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the simps must also know where they was.

The simp guidance scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the simps have obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where mookie isn't, within reason, and the simps knows where she was. It now subtracts where the simps should be from where they weren't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where the simps shouldn't be, and where they were, they are able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
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My fellow Americans this is why Epsilon is the most powerful A.I in the universe. First according to the height of a human (which is 6.9 meters on average) Epsilon is 0.42 humans tall, whick means he is a godly size of 0.69420 inches tall. Second if any of you remember the original RvB, you know there is a scene when Tucker kidnaps the pirates and shoots a series of heat-seeking chadlets at Epsilon, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average chadlet (69420 liters a hour) and the sixe of the missile according to his ankle size, Epsilon can perceive and move at such a speed that chadlets only move 0.420 gallons an hour, 0.1% of their original speed. Plus after this Epsilon punches a thot and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 9,999,999,999 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 0.1-pound car crashing into a wall at 42 mph. I rest my case
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My fellow americans Church is wrong because Epsilon is hologrammed to be transparent, like his lies- er...
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Not really
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The simps knows where mookie is at all times. They know this because they knows where she isn't. By subtracting where she is from where she isn't, or where she isn't from where she is (whichever is greater), they obtains a difference, or deviation. The simp guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the simps from a position where it is to a position closer to mookie, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not closer to mookie, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where mookie is, and where she wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the simps must also know where they was.

The simp guidance scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the simps have obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where mookie isn't, within reason, and the simps knows where she was. It now subtracts where the simps should be from where they weren't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where the simps shouldn't be, and where they were, they are able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
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HI!!!!!!
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that's what she said
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I shall not participate
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its national simp for mookie day so....

you're so hottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt XD
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you need help
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