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Peace.

I just blessed you, so you should play the lottery or something like that.

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Peace.

Dude, that is known as "Honduran Routlette"...they got the highest per capita murder rate in the world these days, so it's only right they get the credit instead of the sneaky Russians.

PS - if you win big, you gotta break me off a piece of that jackpot.

Filthy/rich 😏

Peace.

Whoa, you just did that!? That's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me. I've always wanted someone to break their toilet for me, as a gesture of friendship and goodwill to all mankind. We'll have to meet in a public place because I don't give my address to imgflippers anymore.

I once heard someone ramble on and on about life after death, and I don't think they know how stupid they sound when they say. "So obviously with no eyes everything would look like a broken tv"

I was just standing there like tf he saying?

lol

My shower thoughts: if someone punches you then you hold up a bowl would you have bowled a strike?

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Peace.

Only if you actually block the punch/strike with the bowl.

Nobody on imgflip knows what I sound like tho.

It was a good fight thx but im deleting this acount

Not on imgflip just anywhere in general

that would be me

Every dog don't hunt the right thing you're smelling in your head. But rolling off the porch in your sleep is bound to bump your head once in a while. lol