Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Ohhoho, time to mess with some YOLO-losers. INK AND ERROR SHIP CHILDREN PAPERJAM, GRADIENT, AND VOID I CHOOSE YOU! GET PRANNKKKKKKKEDD!

Pallete, Bluescreen & Blueprint: Bonjour

Me: *grabs Pallete* You can stay, bc I think ur cool. the other two, *loads shotgun maliciously* DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Bluescreen: I'm PJ's brother.
Blueprint: I'm technically PJ's brother to, cause I am the "Ink x Blue" Ship kid
Me: WHO IS TOUCHING THEE CHILDREN????
Ink: KIDS!

DON'T HURT ME SORRY!!!!!!!

Me: *Points to u*
Ink: ARE YOU TOUCHING THE KIDS????
Me: *Nods*
Ink: YOU ARE TOUCHING THE KIDS!
*Dream & Blue come out of no-where*
Blue: WHO'S TOUCHING THEE KIDS?
Dream: WHO IS TOUCHING THEE CHILDS?
*Me & Ink point to u*
Blue & Dream: ARE YOU TOUCHING THE KIDS????

Me: NOOOOO I DIDN'T MEAN TOO I THOUGHT-I'M SORRY-FORGIVE ME!

Me: I PRAY TO THE GREAT MEME GODS CROSS, FRESH, AND EPIC FOR MY SAFETY!

The Stars: NO ONE'S GONNA SAVE YOU NOW BUDDY

Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! *Dies*

Honestly people who ship AT ALL

I mean, Palette can stay because he can be a creation of Ink, but the other non errorink ship children with either of them as a parent can go yeet themselves.

Drink (Dream x Ink)
Blink (Blue x Ink)
Me: DA FU-

Yes. They are sworn enemies, and would never EVER be romantically attracted to one another.

But SOME people like to do that. (Looking at u shippers!)

Ink is also asexual but people ignore that.

holy cricket
i saw inside my brain
and...
HOLY SH*T I SHIP THAT

Ink: ......WHY?

Nightmare: why NOT?

Dream: WHYYYYYYYYYYYY BROTHER??????????????????
Ink: *FRICKING DIES*
Blue: DA FUQ????
Error: *Crashes so hard he f**king dies*

Nightmare: YES! MY EVIL PLAN WORKED!! CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Killer: Noice
Horror, Dust, Hell, and Fell: Same.

Toof (My OC): Nightmare, aren't you aware you killed you're own Team Mate???
Dream: *Tried to read that & had a f**king heatstroke & f**king died*
Toof: Congrats, you played yourself
Blue: *Had a f**king seizure & died*
Toof: Congrats, you killed Dust's boyfriend. (I'm with thee Dustberry ship, sorry!)
All the Star's *Fracken dead*
Toof: well they are all dead, WELP! OF TO HANG MY SELF!!!
Toofless (My OTHER OC): Not so fast cousin

Nightmare: wait oops. I didn't mean to kill all of them.
Dust: BLUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Cross: DREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nightmare: I can't be bothered as long as Killer is conscious.
Killer: *has a heart attack and f**king dies.*
Nightmare: Well shit

Toof: Cousin, bring them to life pls
Tooflless: Sure.
*10 minutes later*
Ink: Wtf just happened
Dream: C-cross???
Blue: DUSTY!!!! *Hugs dust*
Killer: the fri?

Fell: What the actual hell?
Hell: I'm right here!
Horror: Welp, we single.
Lust: Heyyyy boys~ wanna play?~
Hell, Fell, and Horror: OH NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Nightmare: Is blue a f**king Yandere?
Dust: Yes.
Nightmare: Fell, Hell, Horror, one of you gets Carrot to tell him about his brother, and another one of you gets Parasite because I want to recruit him.
Fell and Hell: ROGER THAT BOSS! *jumps through portals*
Horror: F**K YOU GUYS!
Ink: Oh yeah, I also want to recruit Delta Sans from Ultratale!
Delta: You called?
Ink: *has a stroke and almost f**king dies but lives through DETERMINATION*

Blue: I'm only a yandere when I need to be. and LUST. DIE.
Dream: Get ready with a coffin, Blue's gonna kill him
Blue: Yep. Prepare for death, LUST
Toof: N O P E
Tooflless: Cous, we are going to reg UT, so we don't have to see a dude die.
Toof: ok
Blue: ready for death?

Me: WHOMST HAS SUMMOND ME. MY OC'S!!!!! *Revives them*
Toof: Thankyou. *Poofs to different AU*
Tooflless: Not so fast Cous! *Follows him by teleporting*
Me: qui. time for dem all. EXECPT LUST. HE STAY DEAD. *Revives everyone else* Also, nO Land Octopus.

Delta: Do I need to stop this?
Ink: Nah.
Nightmare: SHUT UP EVERYONE OR I WILL BRING THE EVERY SINGLE SANS X EVERY OTHER SANS SHIP CHILDREN HERE!
Everyone: *the other AU sanses + Tooflless and Toof were appalled at that and got a f**king heart attack.*
Nightmare: I actually wasn't gonna do that. NOW TO CORRUPT THE UNIVERSE YEET!-

Let me guess, you ship Errorberry?

I like Errorink because the art is cute and I like the opposites attract thing

(I mentioned Errorberry cause it doesn’t make sense, I mean I don’t like Blue and thats part of it, but he’s really annoying. Swap is better, and if you didn’t know, theres a difference)

This should be a good example

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/1f/97/87/1f9787cd31a14b411d60f55c93c23e16--in-the-middle-the-one.jpg

I DO NOT SHIP

Ah, okay good

But like
Don’t hate on peoples ships just because you don’t like it, like I hate Dream x Error but I still respect it and don’t make hate posts on it, so maybe try to respect it a little and try to understand peoples reasoning? Jajejedidhsjj sorry i’m trying to be nice but i’m tired-

HoLd uP. PEOPLE SHIP DREAM AND ERROR???????? Alright I'm going to get Ice-cream or commit a felony. I'll decide in the car
Ink: TOOF NO!!!!!!!!!