Pick up a copy of this month's Pander magazine.

Surprised they didn't pick another black queer, like last year.

dam just shut up

Oh it all makes sense now, you are gay and just don't want to admit it this is karma you ugly f*ggot. (Btw I'm gay too)

For your info, some of muh best friends are F-words, and they're not ugly. Well, not most of them anyways.

That's awesome that you're happy.

He hates the F-word people tho, so probably has to settle for lousy haircuts and boring events specialists.