Finally

The kraciocken wasnotverywellputtogetheritseems if you readthebadlyformatted lawsuitdocument :-P

That is actually some delicious rum

I just bought some of this- it kills with store-bought egg nog. Not so good in a mai tai. (still good, but Plantation 3 Star blanco is better).

The Kraken dark label (not sure if that’s the only one) has some great vanilla flavor to it. I like it with Dr Pepper or throw a little in coffee when the wife isn’t looking. It reminds me a little of Tia Maria.