FRIEND TOLD ME I'M BRAINWASHED
AND IN A CULT. . . IS IT BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE
TRUMP IS A RUSSIAN AGENT?
. . . NO; COULD IT BE HIS ELOQUENT TWEETS?
. . . NO; PROLIFERATION OF CONSERVATIVE
SOCIAL MEDIA?
. . . NO, WE'RE HEAVILY CENSORED; MAYBE IT'S THE MSM SHOVING
PRO TRUMP PROPAGANDA DOWN
OUR THROATS 24-7?
. . . NO; IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I DON'T
BELIEVE ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE
INHERENTLY RACIST?
. . . NO; THE INFLUENCE OF HOLLYWOOD
AND CELEBRITIES?
. . . NO; PERHAPS IT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT
A COMMUNIST?
. . . NO, IT CAN'T BE; Q! MAYBE IT'S Q?
. . . NO, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHO Q IS?? MAYBE IT'S ALL THOSE CONSERVATIVE
UNIVERSITIES?
. . . NO; THIS IS WORST THAN I THOUGHT
