Once again I’m asking those of you who are planning to put Christmas lights in your yard to please avoid anything red or blue and flashing; Every time I drive past, I think it's the cops and have a mild panic attack; I have to remove my foot from the accelerator, slam on the brakes, put my seat belt on, throw my phone on the floor, hide my bottle of wine, swallow my joint, and shove the gun under the seat; I really appreciate your cooperation and understanding
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