TheDankKaiser’s Mighty Lasagna Cult is on!

Oriku: Nothisisabadideadon't-

Fireball:wow, nice Oriku.

Iceball:I don’t know what happened...

Weenie Burger:*finishes charging the wind* hehehe.. and now I wait to strike.

[Oriku smiled as the picture formed into an elk, adorned with flowers and vines, sitting serenely.] "Thank you." [Her voice suddenly had a little more tension.] "If you're wondering what happened, Iceball, it's Weenie Burger being a pervert."

Iceball:oh yeah.. now I remember..

Fireball:woah!

Weenie Burger:*uses wind powers to lift her skirt and takes a picture of the panties and runs*

[Oriku swore, dropping the cradle and ruining the picture. She searched around her for the only one who could have done this: Weenie Burger.]

Weenie Burger:*hiding in the bushes* phew.. *looks at the picture*

Fireball:now where could that idiot be?

"... The bushes."

Weenie Burger:*in the bushes seeing the pic* oh so she is wearing a pair of red leopard print panties, she’s going on my list! >:D

Fireball:FOUND YOU!

Weenie Burger:uh oh.

[Oriku dashed forward in Weenie Burger's direction.]

Weenie Burger:why do I hear running?

[Oriku ran, snatching up Weenie burger like some sort of ball.]

Iceball:ok, I’ll won’t.

Weenie Burger:HA! *uses wind power to lift her skirt*

[Oriku swore, for now, she didn't have her shorts, she couldn't find them. She smacked Weenie Burger over the head with a paw made of fire.]

Weenie Burger:OW!

Iceball:O_V

Fireball:you perv!

"Prick" [Oriku hissed. She gave a glare at Weenie Burger before sitting down on a chair.]

Weenie Burger:*feeling his face and tries to remember what panties was she wearing under that skirt*

Fireball:yeah! Prick!

[Oriku nodded in agreement. She took out some string and played cat's cradle.] "PRICK."

Weenie Burger:*still feeling his face* oh come on! I didn’t even see the panties!

Fireball:leave us alone!

Weenie Burger:never *teleports to the bushes and gets ready to use his wind power on her skirt again while holding a camera*

[Oriku snorted, still playing Cat's cradle.] "Good, you don't need to see."

Fireball:yeah! *looking at the cat’s cradle*

(In the bushes)
Weenie Burger:oh we’ll see about that. *charges his wind power*

[It was an amazing Cradle, Oriku must have been doing this for years. It was actually turning into a picture.]

Lux: ...nopenopenopenopenope I am not dealing with even more of this bullshit.

*he pulls out a gun and aims at at his own head.*

Iceball:WHAT THE FU-

Lux: that’s right mate.

Iceball:it doesn’t mean shoot yourself!

Lux: what’s next? A f**king chicken cult?

Sparky: you should make a chicken cult NGL.

Lux: well f**k it you’re right, I will make one.

Iceball:ok...

Fireball:we’re going world war 3 in this imgflip!

God: Oh, it's disgusting (Fun fact, god doesn't like lasagna)

Iceball:what?

Weenie Burger:*starts praying to the god* dear lord, what color is Esper’s under-*gets shocked by lightning*

God: Oh, you got shocked before I could smite you

Weenie Burger:*groans* ow...

Clear: Oh f**k no.

Stickdanny:*facepalms*

Iceball:what? Is it bad to say that?

Weenie Burger:*goes behind Clear without anyone knowing*

Clear: Yes, we dont want another f**king war...

Iceball:ok.

Fireball:didn’t your creator say “all hail the panties” in that one comic?

Weenie Burger:*pulls down Clear’s pants and sees her panties*

M:I’m not even gonna get involved...

Garfield approved.

Yes! *Lasagana is mah favorite food*

Basic cat: l a s a g n a

Psychocat: hey is that the thicc orange cat favorite food?

Basic cat: yes

Psychocat: aaah i see...

Paint: "Support the lasagna group, Support the lasagna group." *repeats then drinks beer*

SKULLY: I F**KING LOVE LASAGNA