Trainwatcher Announcement 4

I'm giving out free hugs for giving yall a heart attack

Does that mean you're staaayiing?

Duh

Wasn't asking you! XD

Yeah

*huggo*

*huggg*

Yey

*Paint gives a loving huggo*

*hug*

*h u g*

*h u g*

*h u g*

*h u g*

church, are you intoxicated rn?

Idk am i?

i would ask to smell your breath, but that seems gay as f**k

B r u h

*smells your breath for swift sheep *

Yep. Drunk

I'm not tho-

Well then. You have at least had a drink

Just one

Ok fair. But I'm going to check on you

it does, and im the designated driver tonight, so i cant drink

I won't drink. Go have fun. I'll drive

no sir, go have fun, i already got a gallon of apple juice, and thats not going to waste

Well. I'm not drinking so there you go

just have fun halfwhit

I don't drink. It's just my thing

youth is about having fun

Do you want me to do it?

your just gonna make that an excuse to kiss him, but go ahead

No I won't.

Unfortunately imma go for a few cause I have dinner... which I never eat...

Paint: *waves wand* My wand says the Snacks bar are open.

WASSUP BITCHES-
* cracks a beer because y e s *

Hi

Wanna go for a ride in the van again?

V a n *walks into the side of said van*

Train you dumfuk-

* yeets you in *

WERE GOING TO HOGWARTS

WOGHARTS

Hufflepuff?

Oh hello

A hufflepuff hasn't entered the chat

*crashes in* hi

Everyone thinks we’re pretentious and evil

that's stereotypical.

Hoi

I'm a hufflepuff!

Ravenclaw

?

Is you a hufflepuff

No

Griffin dot?

Lol
Yes

Slytherin here

POTTAH

STOP THESE ACTIONS

Myrtle: Hehe, Ginny's missing out Potter~

Harry: Gaah, mmM~

Ronald: * died *

AGREED, PLEASE

M-MOOKIE YOUR DRONCC

YES

TAKE MEH

also im broke

NOOOOO

Myrtle: Oh-OH H-HARRY, OHHHHHH~

Harry: Mmm, F-Frick~

Ronald: * still ded *

NO, IM NOT GONNA TAKE YOU TO ANYWHERE UNLESS ITS DRIVING YOU HOME AS THE DESIGNATED DRIVER

DO IT LAD

HELL NO

HELL YES

* grabs the wheel *

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

STOPPP

Myrtle: OOHHHHHH, POTTAH, Oohhhh~

Harry: Sh-shit, MMM~

DO WHAT

TAKE MEH TO IRELAND

Oh god-

Myrtle: OOOHHHHHH HARRY, OOhhh~

Harry: Ohh, Mmm, R-Ronald Weasly help me!~

Ronald: O_o

Oh no...

Myrtle: * slurping sounds *

Harry: OH SHIT

not gonna, and you cant make me

GOD-

NOONONONONONONO

OOHHHHH YEEEAAAAAHHHHHH

mookie, if i have to shoot you with my wand, i f**king will

Dew it

N o

Myrtle: Hehe, watcha doin in the bath Harry~

Harry: M-Myrtle, I'm naked!

well, actually ill just solve this faster

*punches your face hard*

* rubs my face *
Thanks I deserved that-

SHIT IM SORRY

Nah your fine-

* puts a slab of meat on my face *

OH GOD-

Myrtle: Aaahh~

Harry: Ohh, sh-shoot!~

Ronald: BLOODY F**KING HELL MATE-

This is where we draw the line. We do not want any R34 of that

Myrtle: Oh Harry~

Harry: R-RON HELP ME

Ron: * laughing at the entrance *

no its not, any way i can help?

*smirks*

OH GOD PLS NO

Myrtle: OOOHHHH, H-Harry, OhhhhhH~

Harry: Ohhh, you can r-really move, aahh~

Ronald: * running to Ginny *

Oh lordie

Myrtle: Mm, H-Harry~

Harry: R-Ron! Aah~

Ron: Oh shit- O_O

what are you smiling about-

TAKE ME TO THE QUIDDITCH MATCH IN IRELAND

HEHEHEHEHEH

Nah Ravenclaw

lucky.

Nah we are known for being the nerds

well at least you guys are respected

Meh

Hufflepuffs aren't respected

Neither are slytherins

Nono you have a point

sometimes they are

WOOO

* goes off a cliff and starts flying to England *

*shoots you down with a simple flip of the wand*

yeah your not going anywhere, no drunk driving

* chugs a bottle of vodka *

Ok PoTtAh

nonnonnonononoo, its just, im always the driver, i never actually get to have fun at partys, but its fine, im fine, it dosnt matter really

*hic*

IM DRIVING-

NO YOU'RE NOT *pushes you out of the drivers seat*

TRAIN-

* shoves you *

YOUR NOT INVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY

your drunk already, so your not

*gasp* YOU WENT THERE

YEA I DID

*yeets you out of the van* *drives away*

* jumps on my broom *

*pulls out gun and shoots it down*

Ha stoopid you think that will stop me

well im the f**king designated driver tonight, so if your going home you are not gonna be behind the wheel

Hehe-*hic* - ok

*steps on the gas*

*mumbles something, then punches my arm*

Are you *hic* Ok lad-

yeah, im fine, just perfect, couldnt be better *obviously lying*

* raises eyebrow *

I maybe dronc, but you can- *hic* - tell me if I'm terrib-*hic*-le

O

Buckle up RoNaLd

Yey

Since when have I been ron

Since today Harry-

* yeets a wand at you *

Theres your wand

O

* throws you a couldron *

THeres that to

O

* lands in the sea *

WeRe HeRe

Yay

* grabs my pet bird *

Go tell mum I won't be coming home ever

Ok

* walks on the walls *
WHERES DUMBLEDORE

I want to fight a giant snek

F**K YEA WERE GOING MATE

what the hell happened here

and why didn't you tell me you wer going to hogwarts

*accidentally runs over you* oops

Welp

REEEE *swerves into a traffic light*

WHAT HE F**K TRAIN-

* holds my bloody nose *

*crashes into a telephone pole*

wait wtf

I know this is acting but frankly did you just smoke a joint?

A H E M I am smarter than most on some matters