Statistics? What statistics?
Oh, I see, so you're profiling me!
You know how little boys act, write and reason?
So, it seems you have a lot of experience in what you do.
You seem to have this habit of asking people if they're drunk. I am guessing you run into that a lot.
Then, you claim to have knowledge in how little boys act, write and reason.
So, you need to understand how little boys act and reason when they're sober or drunk?
Pedophile...