please stop saying that you are worthless, just imagine how much money i could make if i decided to sell you on the black market

yes sell me

*takes the body and yeets it into a volcano*

oh ok

*gives you half of the money*

ok

*runs away, knowing i fulfilled my quest*

ok

*sells you for lots of money*

now that im sold i kill the guy that you sold me to

yes, then i give you half of the money that i sold you for, and help hide the body

true

*waits for you to kill him*

*pulls out sword and grows wings*

*me, baking up knowing somethings gonna be bad*

zeparus *a giant long ranged slashing attack comes out sword*

*watching from a distance*

ok he dead

THAT TITLE THO

jk, jk you are worth more than you think tho

He wishes he were perfect, genie makes him perfect by changing absolutely nothing, which means he is already perfect the way he is

yes

:D

:)

Smart:3

oWo

and thanks

You is welcome

Ay can we split the money?

sure

Ok cool! Do you want me to set up the deal or do you want too?

you

Ok what part of the country are you in? So I can send the money

AL

Oooo nice! Ok well I just put up the add

nicee, i wonder who will buy you first

Idk actually. I’ll probably just kill them after they pay

if you kill them i'll hide the body

oki, i have to go do school work, lmk if someone wants to buy you, so i can help you hide the body

Don’t worry I already have some sulfuric acid to dispose of the body

LIES
You need to find the perfection in imperfection

yes

That title tho

the rest of the title is jk, jk you are worth more than you think tho

Yeah ik it's just funny

LIES AN SLANDER

NO! you are perfect

I'm only worth my art and music skills.

no, your worth more than just that

Oh yeah, people say I'm not ugly, so that's the other thing. I'm really just a stupid whiney depressed girl-baby.