Booze Meme

I got the cock and the tails

Wait what

Y E Y

I want tails

k. i want a martini.

I only serve cocktails

fine. cocc.

*hands you a cocktail*

thanks bro

n O

*hands you a beer*

XD

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*hands you le champagne*

t h a n k

w e l c c

*a toast to the groom*

(yes)

Do you happen to sell any Coke? As in Coca-Cola?

I got coke,but not the cola part

Vodka and OJ my good sir (or malady)

*hands you that*

thank you

welcc

* points my AK-47 Tash at your head * Give me the f**kin liquor lass~

*giives you the liquor*

HELL YEAH! VODKAH!

d r o n c c

no, thats tIpSY