How Do You React

HoLy ShIttttttttttttttttt

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2020: Pathetic

I would say: welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce

well i'm a cannibal soooo.... o- no gluten with bones for crunch

Lol

My first words are: Brian! I haven't seen you in a while.

I would start firing my glock

My words: Sorry that I pulled my pants off at your gender reveal party, thought everyone was doing it.

Welp, guess uncle Barry just got out of state prison.

2021:

oh god..

My reaction: Nice long tumor you have, thought it was your fifth leg.

WOW, i found my long-lost twin

BROTHER?!!

WhY HElLo KiNd SIr HaVE YoU CoME FoR mY SOul

I would accept my death

*walks down the street*
*sees what ever the hell that is*
"HEY MOM?? I THINK YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT MY CAFFEINE ADDICTION!!!"

it be the face for me XD

oh shit here we go again

HEY!! HOW DID YOU GET OUT FROM UNDER MY BED?!

Trust me you dont wana eat me I had green beans for dinner.

Dang, it’s Halloween already?!? I don’t have a costume yet. Say.... yours is pretty realistic.

why do you have 5 legs

I would wonder how many legs it has

Ponder my life. All Iv'e ever done will end here. Think about all I accomplished and how its all for nothing as this beast will devour my remains. And then I will realize.... "Oh, hi Grampa!"

AAaAaahhh FrEsh mEat!

My first reaction: "what's goodie in the hoodie my dude"

"Fo reals 2020?"

reaction: HOLY **** IMMA RUN NOW *proceeds to run faster than naruto*

Backrooms, here I come!

Omg auntie is that you? You don't look a murder over 300!

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"why am i suddenly h***y"

Words: Hi how are you do you need help getting home kiddo
Reaction: Pretend to call parents but instead call police and say they are coming to pick him up

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[image deleted]Me: *Blinks*
ME again: *Blinks*
Me: i am speed

Come up to them say hi, we get food and a maybe go to a bar. We fall in love and have two beautiful children or I would run the duck away from that shit.

Stranger things???

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