How Do You React

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I would say: welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce

well i'm a cannibal soooo.... o- no gluten with bones for crunch

Lol

*Backs away* Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope

2020: Pathetic

I would start firing my glock

My first words are: Brian! I haven't seen you in a while.

WOW, i found my long-lost twin

BROTHER?!!

I would accept my death

WhY HElLo KiNd SIr HaVE YoU CoME FoR mY SOul

Welp, guess uncle Barry just got out of state prison.

2021:

oh god..

My reaction: Nice long tumor you have, thought it was your fifth leg.

My words: Sorry that I pulled my pants off at your gender reveal party, thought everyone was doing it.

oh shit here we go again

*walks down the street*
*sees what ever the hell that is*
"HEY MOM?? I THINK YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT MY CAFFEINE ADDICTION!!!"

it be the face for me XD

HEY!! HOW DID YOU GET OUT FROM UNDER MY BED?!

Dang, it’s Halloween already?!? I don’t have a costume yet. Say.... yours is pretty realistic.

Trust me you dont wana eat me I had green beans for dinner.

Backrooms, here I come!

My first reaction: "what's goodie in the hoodie my dude"

Omg auntie is that you? You don't look a murder over 300!

"why am i suddenly h***y"

reaction: HOLY **** IMMA RUN NOW *proceeds to run faster than naruto*

Come up to them say hi, we get food and a maybe go to a bar. We fall in love and have two beautiful children or I would run the duck away from that shit.

"Fo reals 2020?"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ponder my life. All Iv'e ever done will end here. Think about all I accomplished and how its all for nothing as this beast will devour my remains. And then I will realize.... "Oh, hi Grampa!"

Words: Hi how are you do you need help getting home kiddo
Reaction: Pretend to call parents but instead call police and say they are coming to pick him up

why do you have 5 legs

[image deleted]Me: *Blinks*
ME again: *Blinks*
Me: i am speed

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I would wonder how many legs it has

AAaAaahhh FrEsh mEat!

Stranger things???

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