Black background because white stains my eyes. (Starting a trend btw.)

A dude that looks like a girl, dressed as Santa Claus kills me

What a very interesting idea XD

i die by being killed by my son if you count the username i want to change back to which is Cayde-6

I got killed by a dirty minded loli girl

Spooky crabs kill me

The s p o o k y crab r a v e

XD

On a starry night
Two couples were having sEx
And they made a girl named f i o n a
Then one day the starry night came and wiped out every living thing

O_0

Thats how my username was made
(bAsEd oN a TrUe sToRy)

wOw *shocked emoji**shocked emoji**shocked emoji**shocked emoji*

Lmao
🤡🤡

Darmug

Darmug

Since Darmug is an predetermined name that can be chosen in Stellaris, he or she could die in a few ways, old age, accident, and the entire fleet being destroyed. Just to you know, I’m a guy.

I already knew you're a guy.

i die in a very dumb way

Ok.

Like sans

Kay.

Lol

I die like sans
Fun fact: you don't kill sans in undertale as he doesn't turn to dust, that blood was possibly ketchup as he is the only one that bleeds, and he doesn't count as a kill.
(just saying)

red sox lose the pennant

Kay.

a comet will hit me

I wound slip on a banana and break my back

Ow moment.

Ow

Epsilon murders me

Your_Typical_Epsilon?

Epsilon from RvB

Kay.

Basically not charging

I either commit suicide or get killed by another railfan

A creeper killed me

A SPOOKY creeper?

Ig

Idk how mine would

Guess i overdose on salt

Okay.

I would get crushed by a camel (:

Kay.

someone who I can't identify deletused me from existence

You have been deleted by some anonymous person
.
.
.
Breathe to undo.

Wot

Idk what I commented-

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I die from shoving my head onto a tower or something idk

Ok.