Since downpayment (Slovenian for "marriage"), Melanomia hasn't let Trump coming closer even within squirting distance (which is pretty close, okay...close, but no cigar).
I mean, look at his kids which should have to be way uglier if Trump had sired them...but look at the smug faces of all his fleeting acquaintances around him.
Besides...more than two pumps, and Trump is a case for the ICU.
;-))