OH NO

3igsly.gif (click to show) Oh no

Did you pick your name from the TV show Monk?

Yep

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Thx.

(Sets laser to 105% power)

Babies don't bother me as much as 2-5-year-olds. It ain't called the terrible twos for nothing.

I always hated that and that is why we did not take our kids out until they were about 8 years old. I always hated kids when I am trying to have a good time with a date or friends.

46dmvk.gif (click to show) oh i like that

Who the heck brings a baby in a movie theater? surely you should expect to hear babies crying in a movie theater if you go to a movie were you know literal babies will be.

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BEGONE B A B Y

3yfmxb.gif (click to show) That's terrifying

Y e e t

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I want to do that outside the theater

sure try it, looks like fun.

*secretly agrees with you*

Lol
*yeets child*

*gets a t-shirt cannon big enough to fire babies*

y e y

*violent baby cannon noises*

*babies crying*

Are babies crying?
*cannon sounds*
Now babies flying.
...
*squelching sound*
Oops, babies dying.

Lol

*The authorities show up*
I need a bigger cannon, stat!

*More bodies flying*

*gives bigger canon*

ohhh yea! ill do it in a heartbeat

3yfmxb.gif (click to show) That's terrifying

i just feel like doing this constantly

nah thats just crying in general

That will get you arrested. Instead, inject the baby with poison so people don’t figure out what you did