11 ups, 1w,
I found this somewhere and it is genius:
DENMARK—LEGO has just introduced new and improved interlocking plastic bricks that will instantly kill you when you step on them, sources at the company’s headquarters confirmed Thursday.
The sharper edges in the new design will just immediately put you out of your misery, so you don’t have to roll around on the ground in excruciating pain for minutes on end. Utilizing advanced laser-driven techniques, LEGO factories can now hone the edges of the famously sharp and painful bricks to such a fine point that the human nervous system instantly shuts down upon coming into contact with them.
“Our engineers have been hard at work trying to come up with ways to make an even deadlier brick, and they’ve finally made a breakthrough,” LEGO head of design Arnbjørn Frandsen said in a press conference. According to Frandsen, internal company tests have shown the new bricks have a 99.7% success rate at ending the life of the unfortunate person to inadvertently step on even just a single LEGO. “This is the most promising advancement we’ve made in our brick design since we first introduced the bricks that make it feel like your foot is being stabbed by a hundred sharpened katanas many decades ago.”
0 ups, 1d
i want to commit sudoku with legos
0 ups, 6d
You can just type 2 buttons one blue
11 ups, 1w,
All rise for potato anthem
0 ups, 5d,
What's weird is busting on your own skin and stirring it around like porridge
7 ups, 1w,
True story tho, I strive to keep my home clean as much as I can.
3 ups, 1w,
lol, most of the time I step on a bag of chips and they go EVERYWHERE, i never get to clean it up fully xD
4 ups, 1w,
use a vacuum 3000 it sweeps but breakdown on carpets so your out of luck
2 ups, 1w
Good thing I don't own the carpets then.
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Stepping on a leaf and it making a good crunch sound; mmm; Stepping on something in your room and it makes a good crunch sound; MMM
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