I dont need sleep, i need answers

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3 ups, 2w,
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Well, when the prince fell out of Rapunzel's tower, how come he didn't die but only got blind? How could a poisoned Snow White be cured by a mere kiss? How could a spinning wheel prick a princess causing her and all members of her kingdom to sleep for 100 years? How in their right mind would build a house out of cookies and candy.... Your house getting eaten by kids is the least of your problems, how about one rainy day? By the way a witch wanting to eat children... isn't that cannibalism? How was it possible red hood and her grandmother came out of the stomach of a wolf ALIVE? The same question can be asked about the six goats eaten by the wolf (the 7th was never eaten, since it hid itself in a grandfather's clock, remember?) Does it make sense for a princess to kiss a frog even after getting a gold ball out of the water for her? Can a very tiny fellow, no bigger than a thumb run while wearing the boots of a giant? (Terry Pratchet even described these boots, the 7-miles boots as boots that will mercilessly one foot 7 miles before the other, and he was pretty clear what happens to you when you use those boots as a result). Three little pigs each built a house, two of them were blown down by the big bad wolf, but the question is, are pigs even able to build houses in the first place, apart from the question if wolves can blow that hard.....

I guess fairy tales leave us with a lot of questions about things that are fare from logical, eh?
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2 ups, 2w
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1 up, 2w,
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For the spinning wheel one. She was cursed! Okay. They were cursed that's why it happened.
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1 up, 2w,
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Yeah, but how come a curse like that affects a whole kingdom, while only one person was cursed?
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1 up, 2w
You got a point.
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0 ups, 2w,
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Bro, you just literally found a fairy tales glithes
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0 ups, 2w,
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i mean, all fairy tale glitches
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1 up, 2w
Well, I think there are much more.... :)
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0 ups, 2w,
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And also children who read the stories of fairy tales won't be questioning all these facts as they won't notice them yet. I'm not saying kids are stupid, I'm saying kids don't know much yet and that's why Disney adds these mistakes. Not for people to notice it, but for the story. They know that kids won't question it anyways.
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1 up, 2w,
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Well, I'm afraid it you wanna read my novels, you'll have to learn the Dutch language, as I write primarily in Dutch, since that's my first language, and I always recommend all writers to use their own language only. I am looking for a good translator, though. No matter how well I mastered the English language, I will always be a Dutch who can communicate in English, and writing a novel is a different discipline (I discovered the hard way).

Still I can share this quick translation of a chapter of a very big novel of mine: https://gamejolt.com/p/a-quick-translation-of-a-chapter-i-wrote-for-my-novel-irreversible-j7vzpj8n
I've received a lot of praise for my way of wording in the original Dutch version of it, so I hope I could capture that well in the quick translation.

And yeah, that Donald Duck covering thing is indeed pretty illogical. Also when Donald visits a swimming pool, he doesn't wear his shirt, but will still wear swimming trunks (as will his nephews).
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1 up, 2w,
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Oh ok thx!
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1 up, 2w,
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Let me know if you like my quick translated chapter though...
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0 ups, 2w
Oki I will!
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0 ups, 2w,
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Btw can we talk? Not for anything private, just wanted to talk with so,nobody.
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1 up, 2w,
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I'm on Discord if you like ...
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1 up, 2w,
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I don't have discord.
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1 up, 2w,
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Skype then? Or slack? I do have Facebook, but I prefer to avoid that medium...
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0 ups, 2w,
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I don't have any of those because of parent controls 😭😭😭😭 only imgflip.....
1 up, 2w
Ah... I see... that makes things harder then, I guess...
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0 ups, 2w,
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You should make a post where we can talk because the reply button is gone..........
1 up, 2w
Hehehe, if you insist... How about: imgflip.com/i/4ig7d1
(That meme is just template that I didn't fill in, and didn't even submit to be featured, but the link should work, nevertheless).
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0 ups, 2w
Do you know anywhere else we can talk?
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0 ups, 2w
Oh oki
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0 ups, 2w
I mean somebody
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1 up, 2w,
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Disney? I wasn't even referring to the Disney fairy tales... (The prince how got blind was not in Tangled, but he was in the original Rapunzel tale)... the stories I mentioned all pre-date Disney by far
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1 up, 2w,
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Oh ok. Sorry I got confused. Well whoever thought of it probably forgot about the mistakes maybe.
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1 up, 2w,
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The original writers were unknown. Loads of tales I mentioned are credited to the Grimm brothers, but the Grimm brothers didn't write any stories themselves. They merely collected stories from all over the area now known as Germany, and adapted them for (back then) modern standards.
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1 up, 2w,
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Oh ok. Well I guess it's just mistakes. Ya know mistakes are made, nothing is made perfect. Except God.
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1 up, 2w,
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Not gonna debate about God being perfect or not, fairy tales are swamped with things that are illogical especially from scientific point of view... But in the end, the purpose of fairy tales was not to teach us about science, but rather about wisdom... Mostly fairytales are written to teach us a wise lesson
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1 up, 2w,
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Yes, I agree, most fairy tales teach as a lesson, but like you said, it gives so many questions, not even God might be able to answer. You see the writers must've used more of the creative side of their brain, not the logical one.
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1 up, 2w,
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In which they should've.
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1 up, 2w,
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Being a fantasy writer myself I know you must sometimes "tilt" logic a little, but fairytales quite often push it a bit far. But then again, when you take a look at Animaniacs or old Disney shorts of Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse, you can see that fairytales didn't even push the limits... hahaha ;)
1 up, 2w
Oh wow, I would want to read what you write. Well yea, I agree. But even Donald duck did have a bit of no logic sometimes, because we know his shirt only covers his body but when it's removed he was covering his down part, which was exposed the whole time! I forgot where I saw that, but that isn't logical. I feel pretty bad that you write paragraphs, and I only write like a few sentences, so yea.
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1 up, 3w
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1 up, 3w
I..
Hold up.
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1 up, 3w
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1 up, 2w
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0 ups, 2w
She must've had a sweaty feet
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0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Repost...
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0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
What? No
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0 ups, 3w,
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well, i actually find this, but not at imgflip
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0 ups, 3w,
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I saw a meme right before I saw this, it said the exact same thing except it said “I don’t need sleep I need answers”. Then I read the title
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0 ups, 3w,
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oh, yeah, its has same meme
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0 ups, 3w,
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but its not repost, its has same joke, but i didn't repost it, it has different image
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0 ups, 3w,
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The title is the same, which indicates that you stole the idea
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0 ups, 2w
i swear i didn't stole ant people idea, i swear it was my own idea. i dont know this meme is already belong to someone else
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0 ups, 2w
idk but...
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0 ups, 3w
repost
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0 ups, 3w,
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ur a repost heres the original imgflip.com/i/4hpxya
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0 ups, 2w
i swear i didn't stole ant people idea, i swear it was my own idea. i dont know this meme is already belong to someone else
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