HAH.

"I like eating my family and not using commas."
-someone

Me: *Never forgets comas when writing, because I use wattpad in my spare time*
My English teacher: *Looks at my story, and then looks at me* This is Fantastic! You get an A!
Me: :D

I like killing people and dogs

OMG ONE OF MY TEACHERS WAS OBSESSED WITH COMMAS AND IT WAS UNNATURAL. Like every 2 weeks we'd go back to commas... I hated that teacher XD

Ok teacher, I will use commas for the purpose of teaching you a lesson.
Here I go, your husband left you because you didn't use commas, your daughter is cute, She thinks your son is cute, so expect him to f**k her, you will live in Alabama, and you will turn into, "Karen, Single mother from Ohio," Does this satisfy your needs or your wants?

I have foretold your legacy...

me: *uses comma*
engl. teacher: thats too many commas
me: but it only one comma
also me: "eat, your dinner unless you want to starve."

Why, tho?

O,k, I, w,i,l,l,

haha... i do that