THE SECRET WEAPON

When you open it
It screams oNii cHaN

oh gosh

Lol

this what america is going to use to win WWIII

YES

YeS

wth

lol

Just sayin'

XD

GIMME THE BOX

XD

Hentai.....I've watched that before. XD

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My friend showed me it once at school on his phone.He said he would give me $5 if I watched it.

oh god how was it?

Not bad....but not that great.Omg these asmrs I listen to on youtube.If you listen to them you are going down when you die.

jesus

It's a girl who does voices.....and sound effects.But they aren't that bad.

oNI cHAN

MY FRIEND SHOWED ME THAT! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I WAS GONNA LISTEN TO THAT TODAY BUT NOW IM NOT

Okee.

Im screeching rn omggggggggg

im listening to some asmr rn.... oof nose bleed

lols

No.

You wanna know the name?

no, no i dont

i remember.... that.... asmr.....that.... made me dead inside.... oh god the flashbacks

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LOLOLOL

feel free to spread the message

ikr

im kidding btw

.............

???

What?

This...does put a smile on my face

well, looks like im joining the military after all, ill do anything just to get my hands on H E N T A I

2nd comment within the first because that's cool right?: the military is gonna use the hentaito distract the enemies then ambush them while their pants are still down, and bam. enenmy gone.

lmfao

im dying and i think you broke me because im in class and im making this blender sound

rip

oof

Wha-

everyone is looking at me like im on crack

O~o

eehhhhhhh kill meh

No, kill meh