Hmmmm

Oh yes!
Indeed

Do you know where the rest of the body is?

Yes
Gives you them to eat

*finishes eating* they really should start putting this food on-sale.

It is already.

I'm talking about the full body. (and in all of the world)

Yes, that too.

just take some salt, pepper, oregano, lemon juice, cajun seasoning, paprika, cayenne pepper and some olive oil and you got a perfect broiled child.

can relate

If it's acually children's thighs... I'd like some of those!

Me: gives you one
Me: also has myself one and puts buffalo sauce on them and eats them

Let me just pour some rabbit blood on this and it'll be tastier

Oooooooooooh!!
Nice
That'll be added to the delicious meal collection.

Yeah, but something better is kid's ribs and deer blood!

That's my kind of barbecue.

Oh hell yes! Let me just get a few more kids... here! *throws some kids on the ground*

*sees it* what did my eyes just witness

*im one of them* Yes
The sweet realese of death

OK NO

Ight *calls Jack here to kil meh*
Jack: Um ok sure
I am one step ahead
(We can make another image for this xD_

(Ok most recent image of mine then)

*puts self on the grill* Yes

NO YOU LITTLE-

*Lightly shoves you off of it*

*goes and gets a tub of barbacue sauce, pours it on me, turns on grill, and gets on it

Mhh yes finally some good heccin food my customers would enjoy
*dies*
Funeral: here lies the body of a beloved soul
Me as a ghost: *wjeezing* want a beloved soul
Priest: she was a lovely honest little girl
Me: what the fuq? I'm not lovely
My mom: *faints*
My other family members: *crying*
God: why are you laughing
Me: sorry it's just to- *laughing*

Listen here you little shit *throws you off again not caring about how damn dirty my hands get, turns off the grill* you aren't gonna on my watch. *pins you to the ground with my arms*

P l e a s e g i v e m e t h e r e l e s e o f d e a t h

No

I read that wrong but, it just made it better.

*le bac of shirt is on fire* No I wish to die *Me being the weakling I am I cannot get up*

Agh-
*continues to pin you to the ground with one arm, casually grabs water from behind me* not today. *lifts you slightly off the ground, pours the water on the back of your shirt*

PLEASEEEEEE, I WANTT TO DIEEE

Same but nu

hi party tonight 9 pm est.

*Revs Chainsaw* Alright, hold still.

Y e s
d e w i t

No

Lol