I feel bad for this man :(

There’s a black fly in your Chardonnay
It’s the death row pardon two minutes two late
And isn’t it ironic
Don’t you think
It’s like rain
On your wedding day
A free ride
When you’ve already paid
It’s the good advice
That you just didn’t take
And who ever thought it figures
Mister play it safe
Was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life
Just to take that flight
And as the planet crashed down he thought
Well isn’t this nice
And isn’t it ironic
Don’t you think
A little too ironic
And yeah I really do think
(Chorus)
A traffic jam
When you’re already late
A no smoking sign
On your cigarette break
It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It’s meeting the man of my dreams
And his beautiful beautiful wife
And is g it ironic don’t you think
(Chorus)

Praise me I didn’t even use copy and paste

I got all kinds of beat to this reply.

I guess so

what song is that?

“Ironic” by Alanis Morissette

oh cool

What a legend

He/she just wrote down a song...

facts

LOL

That's very twisty

What?

NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE...

Gawd, she's hot

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At least the IRS and nagging very distant relatives suddenly remembering won't bother him anymore.

Oh god, this thing happened to me when I little, I was a fan of Pokemon cards, and in class, we had to do ten push ups to get a pack. I got one. Opened it. And just found a primal kyogre. I didn't even know how rare it was. I just thought it looked cool. A boy came up to me asking if he can have it. I said he could borrow it for a day, came back the next day, saying he lost it >:{

I know he didn't lose it, because he had on that fake sad face. And I could tell.

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ShOuLd WeNt LiKe ThIs, to the guy that 'LOST IT"

I was a stupid 6 year old. I couldn't think of anything to do!!!

When i was that age i just slap them

In my religion it is forbidden to do violent

Be*

xd

What's your religion?

muslim

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i have a friend that's muslim

kool

yeah

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