Demigirl Ray

yo i farted in a cup it still smelled like glass

oh no trucks come hit cats dogs eat what else we breath

*blinks rapidly in confusion*

Lol

hey um im sorry for what i said

iss ok

what is iss oh iss is in scool suspension i get that

no
it was a typo
i meant to say its

oh

crease these af 1s

Me: turns my head to the other side and blinks 😱😢😭

me: dies

Why did you make that comment that made me blink my eyes into confusion???

bc ive done already #6757853 plans

..........
Me: is confused

the final one is sit on the edge of a cliff or delete my meme account

lol

Cute!!!!!!!!!!

Thx

Yes

Coolio!!! I like it!!!

Yay

:D

Eeek cute I love/like it so much your so talented!!!

Thx

:D

tags are demi girl no maui is demi god he doesnt die he has a hook you have horns

Uh
Demigod and demigirl are two completely different things

how?do you have powers?

No
“Demi” in Latin means partial
I mostly identify as female and PARTIALLY identify as male

guess what

What

if i bang my head on a toilet seat will i have powers?

No

what does simp mean?

A man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal.

hmm i dont have pedestals anymore i smashed one on my sisters head

True

Ok

police are knocking on my dorr hold up

Ok

ok they just wanted to see if my something was there

Ok

now its plan 2 to start 5847222

i mix the badest stuff in the world to create a stink bomb

Ok

and then my famous phrase "Shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zoned sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass tf up"

and put my shirt over my head and hop over random people

Ok

yep and the last plan #49382737 document 8 isss:beat up all the kindergartners in my old elementary school

Ok

oh my gosh this kid is advertising dumb shit

Ok

i have my shirt over my head and wheres james veitch

Ok

ok is not a plan in #36267467 document 9

but hitting the principal is

Ok

now bye as i am discussing confidental news with a pedophile

I think I should call a s.w.a.t. team and the fbi

WHY???

no i take it all back #36267467 and #49382737 ok?

The stuff that you say you’re doing-
List of people to call:
Ambulance
Police
Federal police
State police
SWAT
FBI
Illuminati Organization
US Navy
US Marine Corp
US Army
US Air Force

no im crying irl now i wont do it yer

*t my tears make it hard to see

Ok

no no no none of them pls

JUST DONT DO ANYTHING AND I WONT CALL ANYONE

ok ok ok

good thing i havent listed #5784782771 document mz