Chances are you’re not actually fat

Chances are you’re not actually fat |  ARE YOU FAT? TELL ME YOUR WEIGHT, AGE, HEIGHT, AND GENDER TO LEARN THE TRUTH; IF YOU’RE ACTUALLY FAT, I’LL TELL YOU | image tagged in michael owen insights | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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2 ups, 4d,
1 reply
I'm 148
10yo almost 11
5'2"
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1 up, 4d,
1 reply
Ok
According to my calculations, here are the results:
BMI 27.1 - Obese
Percentile 98% - Very Overweight

Rip
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2 ups, 4d,
1 reply
I am morbidly obese
*Sad noises*
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1 up, 4d,
3 replies
Not morbidly lol
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3 ups, 4d,
2 replies
I shall go on a diet and workout schedule
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1 up, 4d,
3 replies
Okay but a diet isnt just eating a salad every day or stop eating altogether you gotta be actually healthy
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2 ups, 4d
Ik
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2 ups, 4d,
1 reply
Even tho I play every sport my school offers badically
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1 up, 4d,
1 reply
wot
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2 ups, 4d,
4 replies
I play football, baseball, basketball, cross county (did one year) and im still fat. I even went on a real diet. I didn't have cheez it's for a month. I went insane man. I need my cheez its
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1 up, 4d,
1 reply
Okay boi 2 things

1. I think im allergic to cheez its so I dont feel your pain
2. DONT TOUCH YET~ YEET~
2 ups, 4d
Don't touch what? Lol
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1 up, 4d,
1 reply
DONT TOUCH LE CHEEZITS

AND Y LOL
2 ups, 4d
1. I love cheez-its nu

2. They tasty
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1 up, 4d,
2 replies
I HEARD THEYRE HIGHLY FATTENING

Try carrots
2 ups, 4d
Fine

Nu I barfed the last time I had one
1 up, 3d
carrots are good!
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1 up, 4d
I barfed the last time I had cheezits.

And carrots arent that bad
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2 ups, 4d,
1 reply
Oof

Ik but I hate them. I like apples tho
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1 up, 4d,
1 reply
yea

APPLESSSSSSS
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2 ups, 4d,
6 replies
Yessir

And banana and kiwi
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1 up, 4d,
2 replies
Broccoli?
2 ups, 4d
No. Hell to the no
NO
*ptsd Intensifies*
Oh and green beans are amazing
2 ups, 4d
I love broccoli and Brussels sprouts
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1 up, 4d,
1 reply
(git back to rp pls)
0 ups, 4d
I'm in a million convos sorry
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1 up, 4d,
1 reply
Boi. Broccoli is GREAT except when raw.

Wots your opinion on P E P P E R S
2 ups, 4d
Too spicy
Also, tacos mom yelled at me for talccing to her
I think she reported me
I'm hoping it's just a prank
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1 up, 4d
No I mean bell peppers not jalapenos!

wot
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0 ups, 2d,
1 reply
By taco, you mean me?
1 up, 1d
No, itzrainingtacos
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0 ups, 1d
Ok
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1 up, 4d
Ok den
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2 ups, 4d
Correction: I am obese
*Sad noises*
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2 ups, 4d,
1 reply
I'm still sad
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1 up, 4d,
3 replies
Yeah. You can work on it though
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3 ups, 4d,
1 reply
I've lost about 3 pounds this month
I am very fat
Woohoo
Yeah
Self asteem is rising already
Yay
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1 up, 4d,
2 replies
Nice! That’s a startt
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3 ups, 4d,
1 reply
Well, I wanna be muscular
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2 ups, 4d
Pfffft, everybody does except me. If I were muscular I wouldn’t be myself
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2 ups, 4d,
1 reply
Yes
I'm skinny already
Just kidding
I'll never be skinny
I'm pretty sure I have an eating disorder
Woohoo
Yay
Depression is totally not controlling me
I love life
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2 ups, 4d
You don’t wanna be actually skinny. Being super skinny sucks; when I was almost underweight my bones were so prominent that when I ly down on a surface my shoulder blades hurt because they had to support half my weight. They dug into my muscles
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2 ups, 4d,
1 reply
True
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1 up, 4d,
1 reply
Yeah. I mean if that’s what you want, go for it, but I’m fine with myself the way I am. I wouldn’t mind being a little more toned, though
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3 ups, 4d,
1 reply
I wouldn't mind being less fat
I might finally get out of the friend zone
And into the reliable friend zone
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2 ups, 4d,
1 reply
New quote:

Yeah being less fat is different from being toned, because being fat is unhealthy, while being normal isn’t. I would highly encourage you to lose as much weight as possible
1 up, 4d
K
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2 ups, 4d
Yep.
Ik.
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2 ups, 4d
me who is reallllllllllllllllly fat. not saying lol
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2 ups, 3d,
1 reply
Can u keep my info confidential
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2 ups, 3d,
1 reply
Yeah oc
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2 ups, 3d,
2 replies
Can I do private image
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2 ups, 3d
Damn ok
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