Chances are you’re not actually fat

im not really allowed to tell much (parents) but i am a S T I C K and it was funnny cuz in one of our classes therse a sign that says: say no to stick figures and i was joking with my friends: guess ill have to miss class! lol

XD. My friend is 14 and 5’8. He’s 89 pounds. He’s a professional runner and won a state record

wow!

Yeah. It’s crazy.

I'm 148
10yo almost 11
5'2"

Ok
According to my calculations, here are the results:
BMI 27.1 - Obese
Percentile 98% - Very Overweight

Rip

I am morbidly obese
*Sad noises*

Not morbidly lol

I shall go on a diet and workout schedule

Ok den

Okay but a diet isnt just eating a salad every day or stop eating altogether you gotta be actually healthy

Ik

Even tho I play every sport my school offers badically

wot

I play football, baseball, basketball, cross county (did one year) and im still fat. I even went on a real diet. I didn't have cheez it's for a month. I went insane man. I need my cheez its

Okay boi 2 things

1. I think im allergic to cheez its so I dont feel your pain
2. DONT TOUCH YET~ YEET~

Don't touch what? Lol

DONT TOUCH LE CHEEZITS

AND Y LOL

1. I love cheez-its nu

2. They tasty

I HEARD THEYRE HIGHLY FATTENING

Try carrots

Fine

Nu I barfed the last time I had one

carrots are good!

I barfed the last time I had cheezits.

And carrots arent that bad

Ok so it might be a little late but you get fat to grow taller so you should be taller now

i am 5'3"

Give it tiem

Oof

Ik but I hate them. I like apples tho

yea

APPLESSSSSSS

Yessir

And banana and kiwi

Broccoli?

No. Hell to the no
NO
*ptsd Intensifies*
Oh and green beans are amazing

I love broccoli and Brussels sprouts

(git back to rp pls)

I'm in a million convos sorry

Boi. Broccoli is GREAT except when raw.

Wots your opinion on P E P P E R S

Too spicy
Also, tacos mom yelled at me for talccing to her
I think she reported me
I'm hoping it's just a prank

No I mean bell peppers not jalapenos!

wot

By taco, you mean me?

No, itzrainingtacos

Ok

Correction: I am obese
*Sad noises*

I'm still sad

Yeah. You can work on it though

I've lost about 3 pounds this month
I am very fat
Woohoo
Yeah
Self asteem is rising already
Yay

Nice! That’s a startt

Well, I wanna be muscular

Pfffft, everybody does except me. If I were muscular I wouldn’t be myself

Yes
I'm skinny already
Just kidding
I'll never be skinny
I'm pretty sure I have an eating disorder
Woohoo
Yay
Depression is totally not controlling me
I love life

You don’t wanna be actually skinny. Being super skinny sucks; when I was almost underweight my bones were so prominent that when I ly down on a surface my shoulder blades hurt because they had to support half my weight. They dug into my muscles

Yep.
Ik.

True

Yeah. I mean if that’s what you want, go for it, but I’m fine with myself the way I am. I wouldn’t mind being a little more toned, though

I wouldn't mind being less fat
I might finally get out of the friend zone
And into the reliable friend zone

New quote:

Yeah being less fat is different from being toned, because being fat is unhealthy, while being normal isn’t. I would highly encourage you to lose as much weight as possible

K