I try to be a good informed citizen and watch all networks to get all the angles, but I can only take so much CNN before I have to change the channel...
WE HAVE RECEIVED REPORTS ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT TRUMP NEVER CLEARS THE LEFTOVER TIME ON THE MICROWAVE, PUTS THE TOILET PAPER ROLL ON BACKWARDS, PUTS EMPTY MILK CARTONS BACK IN THE FRIDGE, DOUBLE PARKS IN HANDICAP SPOTS, HAS BAD BREATH AND IS AN ACTUAL POOPYHEAD. YES YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT FOLKS, HIS HEAD IS ACTUALLY MADE OF POOP; OUR SOURCES HAVE CHOSEN TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS