Get a lot of chocolate chips and microwave for 1 min. Stir until gooey. Crack 4 eggs and separate the yolks and egg whites in different bowls. Slowly stir the yolks into the chocolate. Whisk the egg white until it becomes cream, and put in as much as you think is right. Put it in a pan, and bake it in the oven for 30 min at 320 degrees F. Take it out and let cool. Spoon it directly out of the pan while watching YouTube like I do or be a civilized Homo sapiens.

Noice sounds good

I ain't giving my stepdad the recipe. He almost burned the house down making burgers

Oof

Seems complicated

It’s just 4 eggs and melted Choco chips

I failed at heating up a cup of noodles in a microwave...

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Y’all are like my brother who can’t heat a burrito without calling the fire station

Its kinda funny, last school year I finished at the top of my class in cooking, but when it comes to microwaving shit, I suck at it

How about the oven
He’s my best friend

Oh baking pastries and shit? I'm fine at that, not the best, but just fine at it

Lol
Microwaving is easier than putting crap in the oven
How do you even suck at it
You just have to press a button or two

Idfk

Lol

"Pressing buttons isn't my strong suit, unless ur talking programming and computer wise"

HOW ARE YOU BAD AT MICROWAVING
IF YOU CAN PROGRAM, YOU CAN MICROWAVE

I don’t do 3AM cakes I do 3AM “beverages” (idk what to call it)
1. Melt chocolate chips
2. Whisk/stir (fast) in a little bit of cream
3. Heat more
4. Mix in milk and espresso power (a pinch)
5. Add in vanilla and almond extract (if you have it)
6. I have a handheld milk frother, if you have any kind of frother, froth it.

Sometimes I make milk, sugar, and coconut syrup to go with the cake lol

Then that afternoon I die inside because I can never stay asleep longer than 5 hours

Hmmm

It’s actually pretty good

10/10
It’s easy and tastes good

Ok lol

I do microwave cake

Yep. Microwave Cake

It’s store bought tho

Store-Bought Microwave Cake

XD

oh yeah, same

AYYYYYY

YOOOO

Me who burns myself every time I try to cook something:Oh yeah I'll try it

My stepdad who cooked the microwave:

Wait is that even possible?

Yes. The microwave is above le stove

Oh right well I get it

The fire rose up. My brother burst into laughs. This was today

omg

Yes. He was making burgers

lol

We ran out of gas for the grill

oh ok

Lol
It’s easy, not lying

No seriously so this one time I was using a waffle maker.....

oh no

Well, you get the picture.

https://form.jotform.com/202487478225159

Annnnnnd I made a few typos.

Oof
It’s ok

“Potato”
“Remember what happened to church”
XDDD

I had to

XD

I mean, I have a sense of humor.

Yes you do

lol

They're the worst typos

It’s ok lmao

what else can I have said?

Nothing
Creeper is creeper, and creeper ses those things

lol ye