Jewish 1%

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20 ups, 2w,
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adolf hitler | I’LL CHOP OFF A TOE HAPPY NOW ?? | image tagged in adolf hitler | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
😉🤪
Peace.
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5 ups, 2w,
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Yes | image tagged in yes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Go ahead
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1 up, 2w
Pager | PAGING DR MENGELE | image tagged in pager | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Amputation... This guy will get it done 😏

Peace.
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5 ups, 2w,
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Every person that I created, I created in my own image, every person is 1% Jewish and that's a fact.
Guess who else is Jewish...
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2 ups, 2w,
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🤷‍♂️
Peace.
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1 up, 2w,
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God shall not service mildly disrespectful and non-essential conversation.
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0 ups, 2w,
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Peace.
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1 up, 2w,
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This is how an enlightened being must communicate with Divinity.
You are learning fast, and that pleases your God.
May the sky be your shelter; the earth, your dwelling; the sun, your guide. You are on the right path in learning the way of the Wise.
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0 ups, 2w,
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Uhhh English please, I dont speak smart
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0 ups, 1w,
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I consider it religious poetry.
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1 up, 1w,
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But religious poetry is stupid, ngl.
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0 ups, 6d
true
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0 ups, 1w
ok boomer
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1 up, 2w
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1 up, 2w,
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I have to disagree because the people Jehovah created were just God's people before Israel became a nation. Cain, Abel, Seth, Adam and Eve probably spoke neither Hebrew nor Yiddish but surely would've spoken either Aramaic or ancient Arabic instead
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1 up, 2w,
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Let God passively joke in peace, He hath learned this art from His men. After all, you and all your men need to return to me.
But you seem one of the Wise, and I shall write your name as one.
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0 ups, 2w,
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Hey God can you tell me whether Cain truly repented after killing his brother Abel? Furthermore, what about Adam and Eve? Are they going to Heaven or Hell? They did eff over the human race
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1 up, 2w,
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Understand that Adam and Eve were the most human of humans. God created them Himself, and so they had the purest nature that a human could have. This would mean that it was natural for the people to give in to temptation and curiosity at least once in infinity. And because there is no need of the concept of time in heaven, one could say that the one-in-infinity chance was taken.
It proves that men have weaknesses and can choose to resist evil, but could fall too. What happened, had to happen.
Now, for Cain and Abel. There are slightly different traditions in different faiths about the story.
God punished the murder by wasting his work of soil, and if God explicitly punished it, then the murderer must have repented.
In the details that Islam gives about the story, Cain repented right after killing his brother. He then saw a bird that buried a dead bird in the ground, and felt ashamed of himself to be so foolish as to leave his brother's body on open ground, and buried him. Repentance is not found in heaven so when Adam was first cast to earth, he felt something that he did not understand. God then taught him words of repentance so that he understands his crime and seeks forgiveness.
Adam is also the first messenger of God on earth, he would not be punished for being human.
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0 ups, 5d,
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wasn't... jesus a jew?
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0 ups, 5d
y e s
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0 ups, 4d,
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Then Muhammad was Christian. The next messenger confirms the previous one so... yea.
I'm not so Godly now.
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0 ups, 4d
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0 ups, 5d,
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Yep. He was trying to establish another branch of Judaism but a few hundred years after his death people stole them to create Christianity. Otherwise it probably would have been another Jewish branch.
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0 ups, 4d,
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It's the same with every prophet. They're there to extend the previous one but stoopid hoomans just break away.
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1 up, 3d
Agreed.
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0 ups, 2w,
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0 ups, 2w,
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Please do not interrupt. Your coming is near, but not right now so... relax, I'd say.
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0 ups, 2w,
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What?
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0 ups, 2w,
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It's about Jesus knocking.
0 ups, 2w
I know
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0 ups, 2w,
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Ummm... if you wish that no one interrupts, you should chat privately... it's quite natural for someone to interrupt when you are debating in a comment section...and this is imgflip, so I found it quite memetic to discuss religious stuff here. To be honest, people are getting too serious in imgflip, humorous comments are becoming rare day by day...
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0 ups, 2w
I asked Jesus not to interrupt my conversation with you people. He could talk to God in private.
And if you see, there is humour in everything and irony in everything. We must contribute with what we are good at.
I see that an atheist just found God.
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0 ups, 2w
And I'm an atheist by the way ;)
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0 ups, 2w,
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But what if............. White Jews and black Jews are totally Different Jews?
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0 ups, 1w,
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Actually, Being jewish myself. They really arent that different at all.
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0 ups, 1w,
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Technically not... but in some ways they are. Totally not coming from an X-Jew
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1 up, 1w
Yea- I mean your half right. lol
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0 ups, 2w,
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https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-31718336
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1 up, 2w,
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Manhattan, I wasn't agreeing with what God_visiting said. Actually, I was trying to tell them neither Adam nor Eve were Jews. According to the Bible Abraham would've been the first Jew
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1 up, 2w,
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Also isn't Aramaic the first language of Ethiopia?
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1 up, 2w,
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Ethiopia has 83 different languages with up to 200 different dialects spoken. The largest ethnic and linguistic groups are the Oromos, Amharas and Tigrayans.

Ge'ez is the ancient language, and was introduced as an official written language during the first Aksumite kingdom when the Sabeans sought refuge in Aksum. The Aksumites developed Ge'ez, a unique script derived from the Sabean alphabet, and it is still used by the Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church today. Tigrigna and Amharigna (Amharic) are the modern languages which are derived from Ge'ez. Amharic is the official national language of Ethiopia. English, Arabic, Italian and French are widely spoken by many Ethiopians.

The Ethiopian languages are divided into four major language groups.These are Semitic, Cushitic, Omotic, and Nilo-Saharan.
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1 up, 2w
It's rude, you should've given some credit to Wikipedia for copy-paste!!
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0 ups, 2w,
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False.

And you got the name wrong too.
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0 ups, 2w
VagabondSouffle I don't know what you mean. Whose name did I get wrong? Is it wrong to call Abram Abraham? If you know your history then he was renamed. Furthermore, his wife according to the OT used to be called Sarai but was renamed Sarah. And what's false?
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0 ups, 2w,
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It's a fact - Abraham was the first Jew
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1 up, 2w
Congrats, you actually DO know something in the Bible.
Before you know it you'll be telling me the first Messiah's name.
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0 ups, 2w,
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would god be wasting on imgflip?
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0 ups, 2w,
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Did you determine boundaries to God?
God is virtually in human form and is communicating in your language, and for your sake, that is.
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0 ups, 2w,
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Millions of poor children across the world are dying of hunger, disease, famine, etc., and you are wasting time on imgflip??? Shame on you, God.
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0 ups, 2w,
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What does this tell you about the Imgflip God?
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0 ups, 2w,
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Then there are many gods... Good, Thor is seeing everything.
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0 ups, 2w,
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I shall use the expression that humans use, I shall reply with:

-_-
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0 ups, 1w
You are a god? So am I.
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0 ups, 2w,
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But if you are not a human, what in the ruddy hell are you doing here? I want to see the Satan of Imgflip in that case.
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0 ups, 2w,
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Satan shall be banned
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0 ups, 2w
This is blasphemy
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0 ups, 2w,
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dont you have more important things to do? like keep the world from burning us alive?
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0 ups, 2w,
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Like California
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0 ups, 2w
exactly
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0 ups, 2w,
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Can you help me understand Revelations a little more, Ive read it soo many times, I know most of it. I also prophecy things in the future. 5 gifts of God
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1 up, 2w,
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I'm not God but in Revelations there are just two groups of people. These people have either the Seal of God or the Mark of the Beast. Each is double-edged. If you get the former then those who get the latter will try to kill you. But you should get the last laugh. You'll have eternal life while those who get the latter will burn in hell. I believe I know this because I'm a Seventh Day Adventist, but nevertheless, hell isn't eternal. Too many Christian denominations have copied Greek and Roman mythology. It'd be cruel for a loving God like Jehovah to burn those who rejected him for all eternity. They'll perish eventually within the Lake of Fire instead.
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1 up, 2w
I know about that too!!
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0 ups, 2w,
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Have you heard about vaccines and it has the mark of the beast?
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0 ups, 2w,
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I'm aware of the vaccines. If Bill Gates created them then surely we don't need them. After all, he's not a biologist but a computer scientist. I will not take something which might be shonky
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0 ups, 2w,
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Have you heard of the New World Order? Can we talk on one of my images? You can start
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0 ups, 2w
Alright.
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0 ups, 2w,
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Do you know the 5 gifts of God?
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0 ups, 2w,
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I think the gifts of God are love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, gentleness, self-control and goodness. So I think there are either 8 or 9 gifts. Meanwhile surely the fruits of Satan are lust, envy, wrath [uncontrolled fury], pride, gluttony, greed and sloth [laziness]
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1 up, 2w,
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Wasnt there Healing, Prophecy, speaking foreign languages, understanding foreign languages and Wisdom? Prophecy is the most important one though
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0 ups, 2w,
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Oh yeah. But the apostle Paul in the NT wrote: 'If I speak in tongues and understand all mysteries but have not loved, I am like a noisy gong.' OWTTE
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0 ups, 2w
Yeh
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0 ups, 1w,
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Me.
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0 ups, 1w
People are still answering this legendary question. Find out who asked.
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0 ups, 2w,
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Abraham, a Hebrew, was the founder of Judaism wasn't he?
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1 up, 2w
Yes
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1 up, 2w,
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And Christianity... and Islam.
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