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32 ups, 4y,
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Let’s just say a good guy with a gun stops a bad guy with a gun.
19 ups, 4y
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10 ups, 4y,
1 reply
amen
7 ups, 4y
XD
4 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Woah do u actually have those?xd
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11 ups, 4y,
1 reply
No, but I do have a few firearms as well as a sword
5 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Oooh cool, oof, I just realized that I don't think I ever saw a weapon except when I see police.
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14 ups, 4y,
2 replies
Yeah, we love our guns in the USA
3 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Oh yeah, that's the main reason I don't wanna go there xd
2 ups, 4y,
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The U.S. is not some crime-infested place. You can visit and be completely safe. You just need to avoid the bad areas of the cities, just like anywhere in the world. Yes, we more gun ownership in the U.S., but 90%+ of all gun crime is confined to the bad neighborhoods, which are almost completely confined to large cities. Don't believe all the hype you see in the news.
0 ups, 4y
Oh yeah surely, but I just really fear weapons, plus I have trust issues, what if someone suddenly tries to shoot me? And yeah.
0 ups, 4y
Too bad Russia doesn't have a 2nd Amendment.
2 ups, 4y
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2 ups, 4y,
2 replies
I think you'll get killed faster as when you are unarmed...
The robber is likely a better gunner than you and not afraid for firearmed combat, you on the other hand, are unprepared. All odds are against you.It's like challenging Michael van Gerwen to a match of darts, while you've only been playing in the lowest amateur class before. No way your gunna win unless Lady Luck has the hots for you very extremely bad.

A bad guy with a gun stops a good guy with a gun. you're both armed, but the bad guy has all the advantage with him... the good guy has none.
2 ups, 4y,
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"All odds are against you"...that's quite the assumption. Most gun owners practice with their firearms at gun ranges. The owner of the house knows the house like the back of their hand and can literally navigate it in the dark. Your argument is so flawed it seems like sarcasm.
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Actually that is NOT an assumption. And practice on a gun range where no criminals are and where you are not facing a life threatening situation is not comparable to the real thing, so you make the assumption that practice helps. A dummy doesn't shoot back, and is definitely not faster than you.

Knowing your house is a nice thing, but a burglar made studies before going in and they are quite good in doing it without you knowing it. A good break in can only succeed with proper preparations.

My argument is solid, but you don't want to face reality. You call it sarcasm as that is the easy way out so you can bathe yourself in the fantasy world you created. That's not my problem. You will never find out when I'm right, or should I pray to St. Peter to let you know I was right? (That is not called sarcasm, that's called cynicism).

We all want to think we are safe by carrying a gun or any other kind of weapon. Problem is, criminals are armed too and used to handle life threatening situations. You are not. And that's why they always win. It's never the gun that keeps you safe. It always comes down to the ability to keep your mind clear and not acting in a panic and not doing anything stupid, and especially don't pose a threat, and never underestimate your opponent. By calling my comment sarcasm you already broke the latter one and then you mostly lose by default (that rule not only applies in gun fight, but in all win or lose situations).

Praticing your shooting in a shooting range is only the beginning of gun usage. Only when you've had to use a gun in a real life and death situation you know if a gun can safe your life and more. When fear and concience are present (and not absent like in a range).

You make bold statements but you don't know what you are talking about. Making the facts I present assumptions and sarcasm is what you say to save your ass. To keep up your fantasy world. But the world you believe in only exists because Hollywood created it.

Anyone can shoot a gun at a target board and become good in it. I bet I can become good in that too if I try it and pratise a lot... Doesn't give me the illusion that a real situation will get me anywhere. And trust me... If you know what I've been confronted with in life, you would know what a fool you've been by saying those words.

And if you doubt my words, try to challenge Michael van Gerwen to a game of Darts. Unless you are a professional, you'll likely lose. Gun fights are much the same.
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
So where do the criminals go to practice shooting my ass?
0 ups, 4y
Experience, for starters, and knowing to turn of their conscience.... The latter in particular is something you don't learn at the shooting range. As a matter of fact all the advantages a criminal has over you are not taught in the range. A controlled area can never match the real thing. Criminals face the real thing every day, or at least on a regular basis. You do not, unless you are a professional crime fighter and even then.
Michael van Gerwen did not only become the world's best darter by training every day. His experience in real matches and championships were required for that. And you can take as much lessons from an instructor on how to drive a car, but you only learn to drive a car for real once you got your driving license and are on you own.

People easy think that only junks who need a quick buck to buy their drugs stoop to breaking in houses. Truth is, breaking in has been professionalized, and the people doing it know the dangers they face, especially in a country with a "2nd amendment". But point remains, they too carry guns, they can practice and they have the experience be quicker than you and to kill you and they won't hesitate when they need to. If they in fact leave, you can consider yourself lucky if they considered that the best option. Point is, most house owners don't know how to give them that option as "the best option". And if a criminal knows you got a gun but don't have the guts to pull the trigger, and the ability to estimate that can also not be learned by practicing on card boards. They got all the trump cards in their hands, except for the fact that you undoubtedly know your house better and can navigate it in the dark. But as darkness is a thief's best friend, you are dealing with people who are used to navigate in the dark in dangerous situations.

You think you can jump on a crocodile, like Steve Irwin did? The only reason Steve could do that is because he knows how those animals can respond, out of experience with them. A thief, especially a violent one, has as many trump cards over you (if not more) as Steve had over the crocodile. And Steve had even less weapons than the crocodile has (their jaws are lethal, Steve as a human didn't have such jaws). Knowing what you are doing. That's the key. Professional thieves do know it. You don't.

You can easily underestimate it as thievery is not honest work, but yet it is work, and thus one in which you can get better by experience. That's reality. Sorry!
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
I’m more motivated than he is. And I know the house better.
1 up, 4y,
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I've heard that one before or at least similar lines, from people who did not end up so well when they got themselves confronted by the criminals they bragged about getting down either with a gun or a knife or elseway (like being trained in martial arts). Motivation will not make you the winner. Professional insight and being well trained will... Burglars fit both requirements. And a burglar has no trouble with his conciseness.... A true criminal will not hesitate to pull the trigger. And only a fraction of a second in a situation like that makes you a dead man if the burglar knows you are armed. And what goes even more... A burglar might even kill you in your sleep in order to make sure you're not gonna do "anything stupid" if they know you could possess firearms, where a burglar may choose not to if they don't deem you a threat. And if they know where you weapons are stored (a good burglar always studies the house of their victims before striking) they can even make sure they get stolen first or be out of your reach... Pray they do so... It may not force them to kill you.

Not to mention that guns won't help you to cure or prevent PTSD, and somebody with PTSD and a gun can also be a dangerous combination, and then guns can cost you even more than some stolen possessions.

Fact is guns won't protect you. They'll only make your situation more in over 90% of the cases. If you manage to kill the burglar, then the situation can also become nasty. Did you only protect yourself and your stuff, or was the burglar at the moment you shot him not a threat at all. In the latter situation you can still face time in jail too.

It may seem obvious.. arm yourself and be safe. But the point is... things that may seem obvious and that really are obvious... are two different hings...

And your line sounds like a clear case of overconfidence. If you ain't a professional crime fighter, you will need the luck the burglar is a bozo. If they are not... make sure you are not a threat. And when you carry a gun, you are a threat, and as such as soon as the burglar notices you in any way dead. Sorry to put it so bluntly, but that's the way it mostly goes.
1 up, 4y,
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Many stories of people who were saved because they drew a gun and the criminal decided to leave.
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Those stories only happen in movies. We are talking about reality here, not Hollywood's reality. A criminal will NEVER decide to leave when you draw a gun, but always fire back and they are faster than you are. You are not being clever now, but just stubborn because Hollywood's reality is more convenient for you than the actual reality. Something many people do, since the actual reality is almost never convenient... but that doesn't change it. And if the criminal decides to leave, you were not dealing with a true criminal and most likely never in danger at all. If drawing a gun was actually a justified action for you... You'll never know, unless religious people are right, and either St. Peter or Satan may be telling that you were right to draw a gun... Point is, that's not gonna help you anymore then...

Guns are a threat, and threats lead to aggressive reaction, and when criminals are armed, they are in 90% of the cases better than you.

The only thing that helps against bad people with guns, are fully trained professionals... Not necessarily with a gun. The better armed you are, the more dangerous criminals become. The most important reason criminals carry weapons and kill people is because they fear others. And look where it got them. Even with guns they are never safe. Compared to the other people they have to fear, who are far better than you, you are merely a mosquito, or even less.

But if you wanna live on like life is a movie... Well go ahead... I prefer the true reality.
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
i barely read this
but true
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Well, I guess that "true" means that you agree that the phenomenon of any sucker being able to force a criminal to leave by carrying a gun only happens in movies, right?
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1 up, 4y
yes.
0 ups, 4y
So why are there more people shot in cities that ban guns? Your theory is the bad guys don’t need to shoot anyone so they will not shoot anyone.
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1 up, 4y
Was that a prayer cuz amen haha
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10 ups, 4y,
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3 ups, 4y
True.
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7 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Hmmmm hide in the frige
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0 ups, 4y
but what if theyre looking for food XD
6 ups, 4y,
2 replies
Pull out my sword and bostaff, hide in closet, sneak attack maybe idk
4 ups, 4y,
1 reply
wot
5 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Yes I literally have a sword
1 up, 4y,
2 replies
I have a katana
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
kool
2 ups, 4y
Don't forget to S-S-Samurai S L I C E that like button
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
I have a nerf Megalodon
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
nice.
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
And 35 other nerf guns but I don't think those will help in a gunfight
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
1 up, 4y
LMAO
1 up, 4y,
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Oh nice you got a bostaff too?
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Yes
1 up, 4y,
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I do karate so I have five different weapons. None of them could beat a gun though
0 ups, 4y
Yeah...
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