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Anarchists, coming over here with their bags of soup... | Paintball guns are not weapons. Soup is a weapon. | image tagged in memes,drake hotline bling,donald trump,trump,soup,maga | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 4y,
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Paint ball: fun game you can play with your friends
Throwing soup cans: can break a window, cause a concussion, injure people.

Wanna give me some logic?
1 up, 4y,
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And when you play it with your friends, do you wear protective equipment and avoid their eyes and groins or do you just have at it, may the best man* win and the others be able to afford any necessary surgery?...

*Or woman/nb
1 up, 4y
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Sounds like you’d rather be hit with a soup can rather than a paint ball... ok. If that’s what paint balls can do, I don’t want to know what a soup can could do to you.

Dang it I already know. I just listed what they could do.
1 up, 4y,
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He didn't just say "cans of soup", he claimed that people are turning up with big bags of soup...and throwing them.
1 up, 4y,
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“And you have people coming over with bags of soup — big bags of soup. And they lay it on the ground, and the anarchists take it and they start throwing it at our cops, at our police. And if it hits you, that’s worse than a brick because it’s got force. It’s the perfect size. It’s, like, made perfect.”

They’re bags of cans of soup. There are cans in the bag. Lay the bag on the ground and throw the soup cans at the policemen. Can you imagine throwing just a bag full of soup? Neither can the rioters.
1 up, 4y
"Can you imagine throwing just a bag full of soup?"

That's what Trump said was happening so apparently he CAN.
0 ups, 4y
I operated Tippmans and Evo's for years. A paintball comes at you at ~250fps minimum. You can increase to +400 fps by modding the marker. You can't evade a paintball fired from 15-20 ft away. It will take an eye out easily, and leave a bad welt otherwise. A soupcan can crack your head. Both dangerous. But I'll take my chances with a slow can of Campbells vs a surprise paintball in the face.
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0 ups, 4y,
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"you can't throw a brick"
1 up, 4y
He must be speaking from personal experience, I suppose his hands probably aren't big enough.
1 up, 4y
“And then they have cans of soup. Soup. And they throw the cans of soup. That’s better than a brick because you can’t throw a brick; it’s too heavy. But a can of soup, you can really put some power into that, right?”

The president argued that when these soup-carrying “anarchists” were arrested by law enforcement, they would claim the soup was intended to feed their family.

“And then when they get caught, they say, ‘No, this is soup for my family.’ They’re so innocent. ... It’s incredible. And you have people coming over with bags of soup — big bags of soup. And they lay it on the ground, and the anarchists take it and they start throwing it at our cops, at our police. And if it hits you, that’s worse than a brick because it’s got force. It’s the perfect size. It’s, like, made perfect.”

"Despite his words on the deadliness of soup, when asked by CNN during the press conference about pro-Trump supporters in Portland firing paintball guns during the weekend, the president said paint was a “defensive mechanism.”

“Paint is not bullets,” Trump told reporter Kaitlan Collins. The president then claimed that CNN supporters with guns had caused the fatal shooting of Aaron J. Danielson, who had ties with the far-right group Patriot Prayer and died in a series of scuffles between pro-Trump demonstrators and counterprotesters on Saturday."
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