Something I remembered reading as a child, you know why

That's deep. Wow.

It's Roald Dahl

Yeah, I know.

Explains why I'm so ugly

Well...shit.
Stop sinnin', or even better, stop feeling guilty 'bout yo sins

Okay I'll try

Child, I'll let you in on a secret.
You are the only real person in your world, all others are only there to teach you something about yourself and your life. Some I have sent as angels, to help you through when you don't know that you need them ; some have I, to test you for what you have learned.
You just have to pay attention to the details and you will find that you can learn something from every living and non-living being that you see and don't see.

Wow... Thanks

WTF....!?
Who are you??
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!!!??

I shall not entertain mildly disrespectful or non-essential conversation with my creations. Make the most of my time here, if you are one of the Wise.
You try to keep my children happy, and that is what you should attend to.
Your curiosity shall be rewarded in Knowledge if you really are good of heart.

How... what...?
Okay, maybe.
I just wanna say dat u actually practiced to sound Godly, I can see that. Nice work. Does anyone here know who u are? Just a yes or no, please.

None but one troubled being.

Peace.

Harley Quinn said, "Own That Shit!"

Quite inappropriate tho, it's Roald Dahl we got here. You were innocent then, right? I'm just revisiting that.

Yup. I'm still (kinda) innocent. I mean... I'm only 12

Child, what wrong have you done with your pure soul? Express

Uhh... Well first came depression... Then the self harm and then I realized I hated my gender and then came the panic attacks and then the Maladaptive Daydreaming