I have an elaborate plan for if you delete
I will find where you live and break your knuckles one by one until you black out from pain
I stuff you in a suitcase and go to the hotel I’m staying at
I lock you in the closet until you wake up
When you wake up, I will force you to make a new account
If you refuse, I will take my SIG P320 and put it at your head threateningly
When you do make an account, I will force you to sign a legal pact that promises you won’t delete
I will let you go afterwards