1. Maybe you're constipated because you're full of shit? Stick with the squatty potty and eat more fiber.
2. You didn't upper deck 45 &(https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3fterm=Upperdeck&=true) hence you are a moron. That should have been easy.
3. Maybe you're the human equivalent of Gollum. Hint: your shit isn't precious nor are you.
PS All in for blue "Build Back Better" toilets. Just keep the groper away from me while I'm dropping my deuce.
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