The weirdest dream I ever had? Well:
I had a dream I was playing Halo 2 On Legendary with All Skulls On. Essentially, playing The Hardest Campaign, On The Hardest Difficulty, With A Ton Of Debuffs. So I'm on the mission Uprising, and when The Arbiter meets up with Shipmaster in the end cutscene. Then Shipmaster goes: "I kidd you not Arbiter, he turns himself into a pickle, he's called pickle chief. Funniest shit I've ever seen" then the arbiter just shakes his head in embarrassment and disappointment. Then the camera zooms in into the cockpit of the vehicle Shipmaster is driving in (The Wraith) and on the right arm rest of the seat where Shipmaster is sitting in, Master Chief is just there, IN THR BODY OF A PICKLE. Then over Master Chief's (Pickle Chief) communications device he gets a message from Lord Hood saying: Master Chief, you mind telling me what are you doing as a pickle. Then Master Chief (Pickle Chief) responds with: Sir, finishing this meme. BEFORE THE END CREDITS ROLL AND I UNLOCK AN ACHIEVEMENT CALLED: Pickles Can Defeat Entire Civilizations Too.
THAT WAS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER DREAMED OF.