Apostrophe placement is also very important when a clever comeback is attempted. I'm not sure where you get "you'r or "you'rself". And, if you're trying to be sarcastic with Picasso's name, it just doesn't work, hon.
Oh my stars, that is the worst put-down I could ever imagine! Gosh, I am cut to the quick.
Ya know, it should really be "Crapmeme-istan" if you're trying to be clever. Which I gather is NOT your strong suit...
IMAGINE A SECOND-BORN SON
WHO RISES TO PROMINENCE
IN THE WAKE OF HIS
OLDER BROTHER'S DEATH.
CONSIDERED DASHING IN
HIS YOUTH, THIS SON IS A
NARCISSIST WHO AT LAST
HAS HIS FATHER'S EYE.
THE SON SPENDS MORE
LAVISHLY THAN THE
FATHER EVER IMAGINED,
HAS A SERIES OF LOVELESS
MARRIAGES THAT ARE MORE
FOR SHOW, RISES TO LEAD
HIS COUNTRY, AND BECOMES
A FAT, ILL-TEMPERED OLD MAN
WHO FEELS NO LIMIT ON HIS
POWER AND STRIKES FEAR
IN HIS SUBORDINATES...
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THIS IS HENRY VIII, OF COURSE.
WHO DID YOU THINK
I WAS DESCRIBING?
