Whole top part of meme: The Museum Of Hoaxes!

I'm pretty sure, ads present themselves based on your browsing history. But we ain't gonna talk about that

No, these weren't targeted ads they were in the "sponsored" section and my history is basically amtrak, heritage units, and wikipedia

*inhale*
Nobody:
Me: OH MEEEEEEEMMMMORRRRIEEEEEEES WHEREEED YAAA GOOOOO YOUUU WERE ALLL IIIVE EEEEVER KNOOWN HOOOW III MIIIISSS YEEEESSTERDAAAAY AND HOOW I LEET IT FAAADE AWAAAAAY

How... how are you finding my old comments

I found this image first

Bedroom.

YOU WOT M8

I was trying to get her to stop spamming bedroom

yeah but bruh

XD

I aim for torture and disgust in other people.

Sometimes they don't even know I'm doing it.

TOP ANSWER

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XD you got me there

THAT crossover meme.

Ik

...
Woah, there...

LOL THAT WAS A DARE I THINK

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

THIS HURTS BUT XDDD

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

XDDD

I can't breathe... omg...
X'D

XD

This is his fault.

who is "his"

F40PH-FAN406

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boiiii

It was a dare

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Hey stop stalking or sleep with one eye open

I'm not stalking, I'm just looking at Nico.'s account.

I'm not stalking you, I just know your address and am hiding in the bushes with a knife

I'm not killing you. I just have a bomb in the corner of your house

I'm not being aggressive, I'm just tearing you to shreds with a chainsaw

I'm not holding you hostage. I'm just making you listen to he**ai 10 hours edition.

Nico dared me to apologize so I'm sorry ig

I'm not hacking I'm just deleting your acc5

Account*

NEVER

*claps*

I'm not threating you, I'm just hacking into the USA's nuclear launch codes and have the exact location where you are at right now

I'm not murdering you, I just have a knife pressed to your throat

((what are you two even fighting about?))

(Lego bricks don't actually hurt... for me at least) I'm not a simp. I'm just rick rolling you

Just go away m8
Before you feel an f40ph barreling into you at 103 mph

Rethink that

I'm not trying to insult you. I'm just stating the f**king obvious

I'm not saying you're dumb but I had a more stimulating conversation with some dirt today

You pulling the vietnam on me? I'll get the napalm

OMG NEITHER OF YOU KNOW WHY YOU ARE FIGHTING GIVE IT UP!

I'm not saying that you don't deserve to live. I'm just saying that there's a nuke heading to your house.

Yay!

I'm not trying to get you to stub your toe at 3:47am in the morning, I'm just an impersonator.

I'm not throwing death threats, I just hope you step on a Lego Then hop around and bang your pinky toe on the corner of your bed

I'm not throwing death threats, I just hope you step on a Lego Then hop around and bang your pinky toe on the corner of your bed

OMG NEITHER OF YOU KNOW WHY YOU ARE FIGHTING GIVE IT UP!

I still love this too much-

Why is this guy stalking me
Pls help me.

I'll try

Thank you :3

He's gone.

What do I have to do to get you to keep him away from me?

Idk

You're out of dares?
Savage t or d?

??

It's t or d but way more humiliating. No skips, nothing of limits.
I play w/ my friends to drive them insane

Hmm
Ok

Will work for upvotes ig
(This isn't upvote begging)

Oh yeah those posts from like months ago when I needed points lol

Uh huh 🙄.

Thanks for deleting the comment

I have comment notifications about notifying me whether someone else has commented on a image that I have already commented on, so that's why I can reply to your messages without directly going to your account. Second, the parenthesis note... I'm about to die of laughter

What this used to say:
I know.
And I already have upvoted all your memes (including posts in the boobs stream) to get points on this account to kill the comments timer.
Sorry,F40. Feel free do downvote 15 of my memes.