HOW AM I DOING SO FAR? YOU'RE LEADING IN THE POLLS BY 10 POINTS, PLUS YOU PICKED AN ENERGETIC RUNNING MATE; OKAY, I'VE GOT JUST TWO QUESTIONS. WHEN IS THE ELECTION AND WHO IS MY OPPONENT? NOV. 3. IT'S DONALD TRUMP. SO I'M DOOMED? DON'T WORRY. YOU CAN ALWAYS WRITE A CAMPAIGN MEMOIR TITLED "WHAT HAPPENED"
