Fortnite f**king stole an SMG4 character now?!

This is a 1time things. But fortnite flattened my curve of hate w/ cars. I got like 2 wins just by ramming kids into stuff.😈😈😈

Woah, you ran into kids and killed them, I WANNA DO THAT!

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No I think I wanna do it in real life.

*insert wii strike! image here*

bruh they stole the main attack of the harvesters from command and conquer tib dawn???

Umm, I I’d t know what that is.

its called: running over the random infantry

...you do know what axolotls are, right? They're both based on the same animal.

No, maybe bob.

I'm not a Zelda nerd, but I'm pretty sure Bob is based off a legend of zelda character, like fishy boopkins is based off spike

Well, yeah.

You are correct, I'm also not too much of a zelda fan, but I do know he's based on an enemy from majora's mask called a garo.

I am no Zelda person. That's why when I got my hands on Majora's mask, I was SERROSLY QUESTIONING WHAT THE HECK AN SMG4 CHARACTER IS DOING THERE!!!???

JESUS, WALKS ON WATER INTO BATTLE!!

THEY CAN'T STEAL AXOL

Well, they did bring back my awarness by adding cars.

Does he even have the goddam pen? Fortnite you little piece of-

Again, Axo is not a rip off. Both he and Axol are based on axolotls, an actual animal that has those same 6 gills sticking out of its head. It's like saying Skull Trooper is ripping off Sans because they're both skeletons.

ok

Ok what?

nvm then

Um, ok.

ay look

https://imgflip.com/i/4aqy1v?nerp=1597174592#com5436373

Bruh.

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Ok, if I help you. Will you help me interrogate t13?

ok but bro i dont wanna get our friendship ruined

Yeah me and you. We gonna find out some things.

wait im playing bo1

ok

That’s ok. Well do it tomorrow or something like that.

sup ok bro lets interrogate

who

me and you?

umm idk