prepper

Well, don't buy guns. You want to start off with a mask and a rice cooker. Find a nice hobby that can entertain you for long periods of time when you're by yourself.

And dare I say it...maybe toilet paper?

Oh Jesus, I'm blaming you personally if the store is out again.

How many toilet rolls is a bag of flour going for atm, I'm getting desperate man.

Yeah, that'd be my day down the drain.