Okay, this isn't meant to be taken seriously but here is my roast:
Listen here you two-eyed cabbage, I wasn’t born into this world so your fat ass could choke out low level memes at me. I hope you stub your toe in the dark and have to crawl around your bedroom at 3:47 am in horrific pain after going to the kitchen for a midnight snack of cheese and crackers you gormless minger.
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2 ups, 5y
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{me talking to god}
God: Hi, thanks for checking in, your STILL A PEICE OF GARBAGE!
Me: Oh ok
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